CHAPTER5- How are you? Five
thank you.
November 22, 2001... It's Thanksgiving, the whole family gathered
up to watch
the parade on the $2,400 flat screen TV. O-Town was helplessly
lip-syncing again...
It's not that we're the only one watching... there's kids and
moms and old people watching
too...
After that, Charlie and Brother
Inncest were looking at some gay porn from the $2,200 laptop,
and Aunty Marywanna was stuffing those $24.99 200 sheet colored
paper in her mouth and screaming,
Uncle Cracker was smoking crackers at one of those sampling
tables...
Brother Inncest was helping Mom
to stuff the turkey with sperm, his sperm tastes just like
Charlie's sperm...
like brother like brother... that's what Mom says... and Father
Daaack was greasing the turkey up with his
homemade artificial duck fat.
We closed down the store, and
it's turkey time... Hmmm... not bad! Needs a little salt
though... but Brother
Inncest says that there's enough salt in his sperm... tonight's
dinner was $13 of turkey, $1.95 of Ms. Dash,
5 mocha, 5 smoothie, 7 sundaes, one pepperoni pizza, and 6
pretzels.
