CHAPTER7- Snow White and the
seven dwarfs
Walking with my suitcase through a series of gas stations and
crappy stores, I started to
think of a lot of things again, but this time they have answers:
"What's my real name? I don't know.
If I have seven dwarfs as pets what would they be named? Poopy,
Clampy, Peepy, Twitchy,
Pimp, Mouthful, and Pokey. Can I skip now? Yeah." I started
to skip... "What should I stick in
my vagina for pleasure? Poo. Where should I go? I don't
know." Then I bumped into something...
it's a sign that says, "Train tickets 5 dollars for regular
seats, 10 for V.I.P. seats, animal seats are free"
"What a great deal!"
I said to myself, then I went to the ticket booth and ask for a
animal seat ticket,
the man says,"There are no animal seats tickets, just climb
on the cart that's full of animals..." He wiped
his mouth angrily. I decided to get my ass on the animal cart
before he calls security...
Before I went into the cart, I
bought a newspaper and put it in my suitcase. Talking about my
suitcase...
I have exactly seven things in there, seven hundred pieces of
colored papers, seven crayons, seven bottles
of seven up, seven "Curious George" books, seven days
worth of clothes, $700,000, and that newspaper I
bought with seven different contents in it (US news, world news,
entertainment, comics, home living, sports,
and my favorite section... Ads)
There's a lot of animals in the
cart... but no tigers or elephants or things like that... just
normal pets like cats
and dogs, but they're caged so i can't play with them... I made a
few prototype pamphlets on the trip.
Whenever I want to pee, I pee on the cats because I don't like
cats... 10:00... I dosed off to sleep.........
