CHAPTER20- Laura the nurse
I brushed through her autograph book, there are quite a load of famous people
in here:
Bruce Willis- injured arm
Vin Diesel- foreign object in arse area
LeVar Burton- eye surgery
Erika Christensen- drowned... and the list goes on and on...
"I'm back," she screeched, "are you done yet?"
"What's your name?"
"Laura!"
I do what most people do when signing, sounding out words so they can hear...
"To... Laura... fainting... from
Jennifer Lopez"
"Thank you!" She snatched away her notebook, about to leave.
I screamed (trying to keep her) "I'm not the real Jennifer Lopez!"
"WHAT?" She finally took a glimpse at me, "No!!!! not again..."
"But hey, my name IS Jennifer Lopez anyway"
"No... you wouldn't be... her..."
"No"
"No, I mean... her..."
"What?"
"Do you know Eric Lopez?"
"He's my father..."
"No!"
"Are you?"
"Yes..."
"you're really..."
"Yes!"
"My..."
"The nurse who delivered you!"
"What?"
"Yes! She named you Jennifer is that because I gave her that name.."
".................."
"She asked me what name you should have, then I said Jennifer"
"uh..."
"It's a coincidence that your mother have the same name as I do..."
"Yeah, where is she?"
"It's also a coincidence that she just died yesterday..."
"How did she died?"
"Ran over a cone, car flipping and flying, landed upside down, a 36ft fall."
"What's on her license plate?"
"I-H-T-E-C-F-E"