Verse

He is without a doubt the dumbest guy I know

He cant do anything right

If you heard his tales you’d have to laugh

Believe me now this boy’s an ass

I can see him now he’s standing next to me

With an IQ like that what could he be?

Listen to him now tell me if it’s right

Or is he playing his bass totally shite?

Chorus

He’s Mark, He’s Mark Mclay

The stupidest guy in the world today

The Things he does, The things he says

Mark Mclay, “sigh” no way

Verse

For a joke purpose I asked him one simple thing

"Mark What noise do cows make i asked him?"

"Baaaaa" was his reply whats up with that?

It's a fucking sheep you asshole, you stupid twat

American Pie it was a 15

So why did he say he was 14?

I was standing there i couldn't believe what i saw

We were rejected from the cinema

Chorus

He’s Mark, He’s Mark Mclay

The stupidest guy in the world today

The Things he does, The things he says

Mark Mclay, “sigh” no way

I’m Mark, I’m Mark Mclay

I’m the stupidest guy in the world today

The Things I do, The things I say

Craig McIntosh is gay

Interlude

Verse

Now there’s so many more stories I want to tell u

But this song would last forever believe me its true

Mark Mclay I dedicate this song to u

“Ballad of an Ass” because cows go mooooooo.