This song was written by Gary about some of the stupid things that Mark does. Like for example when we went to cinema and he asked for 2 child tickets to American Pie even though it was a 15 so when asked for his age he told the woman in the cinema that Gary was 14 and that he was also 14 which was not true cause Mark was actually only 13. Also another time where Mark said that cows go "Baaaa" and many other great stories that make up the lyrics to that song. Really catchy song and always a fun one to play