Disclaimer
We, The Spork Ladies, own nothing. It all belongs to the wonderful genius that is JRR Tolkien. If we did own anything, Legolas would be constantly.... occupied. But please realize that the characters are NOT ours. We own squat, zilch, nada and nothing to boot.
**NEW: FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, THE SPORK LADIES REALIZE HOW IF YOU DON'T RECOGNIZE A QUOTE, IT CAN LOSE SOME OF ITS HUMOR AND YOU DON'T GET THE SAME SATISFACTION AS WE DID WHILE WRITING IT AND HEARING THE VOICES IN OUR HEAD. SO WE HAVE ADDED THE REFERENCE PAGE FOR IDENTIFYING QUOTES, AND THROUGHOUT THE STORY, SOME OF THE QUOTES WILL BE UNDERLINDED. IF YOU CLICK ON THEM, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ACTUALLY HEAR THE QUOTE AS IT WAS USED ON TV. OUR APOLOGIES TO PEOPLE WITH SLOW CONNECTIONS, BUT IF YOU REALLY WANT TO HEAR THEM, YOU CAN GO BACK AFTER YOU READ**
Chapter 1: Prologue >>
