Written by Czar Fruitcake
SUMMARY: Robbie has a very high fever and begins smacking various members of the Camden family.
“How’s Robbie doing?” Eric asked Annie, concerned. For days, Robbie had been sick with the flu, and he refused to go to the hospital or to see a doctor.
“I think he’s doing a little better,” Annie replied, “but his fever’s going up. He’s pretty out of it right now.”
Elsewhere in the Camden house, Robbie was walking, trance-like toward Simon’s room. He opened the door without knocking. Simon was sitting on the bed, and Robbie calmly walked up to the side of the bed and… THWACK. He smacked Simon upside the head.
“Hey!” Simon said. “What are you doing?”
Robbie, deep in the pits of hallucination and fever didn’t answer Simon’s question. Instead he mumbled, “Why aren’t you little and cute anymore, and why do you act like such a freaking stallion when your hair is so ugly? And stop dating older women, it’s disturbing.”
Robbie walked out the door, leaving Simon in a grouchy teenage fit. Robbie continued his mission…
OKAY GUYS… now it’s your turn to let me know who you want to see smacked by the incoherent Robbie. Which character is the most annoying? Any character, past or present, is fair game, including Robbie.