Written by Czar Fruitcake
AUTHOR’S NOTE: I actually DO like 7th Heaven, but you have to admit, all of the characters have the moments that make them thwackable! Don’t worry, no violence against babies or animals unless it comes from babies or other animals. (Eisenhower vs. Happy; Sam vs. David, etc).
SUMMARY: Roxanne gets hers (all you Cecilia and Ruthie people… just you wait…hehehe fruitcakish laugh!!!)
Robbie walked outside to the backyard, thinking in his fever driven mind that Kevin probably deserved another thwack, when he ran into Roxanne. She smiled at him and waved.
“Hey Robbie,” she said. “Are you feeling any better? Kevin mentioned that you weren’t feeling well. He said something else too, but his speech was so halting I couldn’t understand a word he said. Something that sounded like thwick.”
“Thwack?” Robbie asked.
Roxanne nodded. “Do you want to make out now?” she asked him, leering toward him.
THWACK! Robbie smacked Roxanne upside the head. Immediately, an outraged expression came over her face.
“You know, Robbie, I’m Kevin’s partner, and you’re like part of his family, so it’s important to him and to me that we get along. Now kiss and make out, I mean up.”
THWACK! Roxanne gave Robbie the hurt and surprised look she continually flashed at Lucy every time that Lucy found some completely unreasonable reason not to like her. “What’s wrong with you?” she asked.
“Silly I-look-like-I-should-be-on-the-television-show-Clueless, make-out-with-any-guy-living-in-the-Camden-house, never-really-act-like-a-cop Mary wannabe.” Robbie walked back into the house, leaving Roxanne silent behind him.
OKAY PEOPLE… Cecilia, Ruthie, or somebody else? Get those requests in!