Written by Czar Fruitcake
SUMMARY: Fred develops multiple personalities, one of whom, “Winnie” has a tendency of smacking her friends upside the head.
Fred had been herself, her true self, for several days, and everybody had pretty much forgotten her odd behavior because Fred was kind of an odd person to begin with. Angel hadn’t smiled the entire week for fear of looking fruity.
Cordelia and Connor walked into the Hyperion, and looking at the two of them together brought Winnie out to play. She sauntered up to the pair. “Connor, can you get me a glass of water? I’m not feeling very good.” Connor obliged, thinking he was talking to Fred, not Winnie. As soon as he was out of sight, Winnie set to work.
THWACK. The sound echoed throughout the hotel. THWACK thwack thwack…. Cordy barely recognized the echoing sound as the sound of Fred’s palm connecting with the side of her head.
“Okay,” Cordy said. “I definitely do not look fruity. Why are you slapping me?”
“You were making sex eyes at Connor,” Winnie said. “And for that you must die, er, be smacked… repeatedly.” THWACK. THWACK. THWACK. Cordelia was getting dizzy from the repeated blows to the head. Winnie laughed maniacally.
“What are you doing?” Angel ran up and grabbed Fred’s hands. Fred was just coming out of it.
“I don’t know,” she replied. “Maybe it’s a sign of the impending apocalypse.”
“You beating the crap out of me is a sign of the apocalypse?” Cordelia asked, understandably grumpy. Fred shrugged. Angel comforted Cordelia. Connor walked in with the water and stopped in his tracks seeing Cordelia and his dad together. He wished that Fred would smack her again. Fred did.
OKAY PEOPLE, IT’S UP TO YOU… who does Winnie smack next and why? All characters on the show Angel past and present are fair game, so review and let me know!