Written by Czar Fruitcake
SUMMARY: When Jack starts sleep walking around town, the rest of his friends are in for an unpleasant surprise.
Jack McPhee hadn’t ever been a sleep walker before, but something in the combination of beer, orange tic tacs, and diet soda turned on the somnambulist in him. He got out of his bed, walked down to the first floor and out the front door. His eyes were open, but nobody was home. He got into his car and drove quickly to the current home of Dawson Leery. Ironically, he was a better driver asleep than he was awake.
He knocked on the door, and after several obnoxiously loud knocks, Dawson answered, looking tired and pathetic. “Jack,” Dawson said, “what are you doing here?” Jack made no reply, and Dawson noticed that he was looking particularly out of it. He was about to try to wake Jack up when…
THWACK. Jack smacked Dawson upside the head so hard he couldn’t see straight for a moment. By the time his vision blurred, sleep walking Jack was already walking back towards his car. He was a man on a mission.
“Mopey, annoying, slept-with-Jen-eeewwwww, ugly-haired wuss,” he muttered in his sleep.
Okay guys, it’s up to you… who will the sleepwalking Jack slap next and why? Review and let me know. All characters (past or present) are fair game, even Jack.