We are more powerful than you could ever imagine. We are resourceful, wily, and have the power to turn clowns into rhesus monkeys. We are insane. We are the Fruitcake Alliance. Here our are stories: intellectual inquiry meets a large package of hot tamales and a little padded cell.
This page will be updated frequently, and will soon contain parodies, leprechaun fics, masculine guys having tea party fics, fics where our favorite (and not so favorite) characters are turned into small woodland creatures, and funny haikus. Who know what a fruitcakelike mind will come up with next?
Want to try your hand at writing one of these fics? The following disclaimer must appear on any of them: "The following story conceit is property of Czar Fruitcake of the Fruitcake Alliance, and can be found at www.angelfire.com/weird2/thwackage." Additionally, if you write such a fic, you must submit it to be archived here, and you must join the alliance. Submit Fic
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