This week, 3 TV channels
(NBC, Fox, and ABC) are airing special interviews with Michael Jackson,
focusing on mainly his face and little boys. In one part, he claims he
only had 2 nose jobs, and then when the doctor was interviewed, he says
that he had near 50 plastic surgeries, and that his nose was collapsing
in (this is actually true). Also, Michael admits that he occasionally
likes to stay in the same room as little boys. You may ask where I am
going with this. Well, I really don't know. I just thought all of this
was a little obvious.
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Anyway, to waste space, I
decided to make a list of signs of Michael Jackson's insanity. Enjoy:
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has had 50 plastic surguries. |
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his nose is actually collapsing in on itself as a
result of so much plastic surgury. |
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he likes to spend the night with little boys. |
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has long, curly hair. |
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have you ever actually seen him in any clothes that
weren't shiny? |
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about two months ago, he would only wear one shoe
because he claimed to have been bitten by a spider. |
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has a child named Blanket. |
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lives on a freaking amusement park called THE
NEVERLAND RANCH, and sells paintings of him surrounded by
children. |
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is known as "The King of Pop." |
That's just how bored I am.
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