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This Wednesday, Kelly, from Fox's American Idol series was voted The American Idol for 2002. In related polls, it was now voted that the average American would rather sit on their ass, watch crap TV shows, and vote over who has the better voice and the better hair... wait a minute, did they say The American Idol of 2002? Oh, crap- you know what that means... The two boys suspected of killing their father with a baseball bat were convicted today. However, at first, they actually admitted to the crime, and then later said they didn't do it... and guess what- the court actually believed them? Right- "Oh, right- now that I remember it better, we actually didn't kill our dad."