8-27-02

                                                        

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It was reported yesterday in Access Hollywood that it is still a mystery who the mother of Michael Jackson's baby son is. However, corrections were made today that it is the father they are looking for. There has been no luck yet, however investigators who actually care are looking into the voice of Sponge- bob Square pants, and Janet Jackson. 

This Thursday is the MTV Video Music Awards. Producers said that, with the timing of the air- date, they would hope to get teens into the crappy feeling of the school year. 

 

Speaking of crap, Justin Timberlake, who just released his first solo album will be performing at the VMAs. He says this will give him a boost, because after all, he's got a big job to do; I mean, what one person could live up to 5 people's amount of Pansie-ass white- trash shit? Guess what: who the shit freakin' cares about this crap? Yeah, Justin- come back when you start growing hair under your armpits.