weird lists.

Joe-The great Monkey Mauzer Adam-Jonny William Knight-Willy Demon Dylan-The Hobbit Dustin-Billy-bob Edward-Bubba My mom- Mommy!!! James-Bob Me-The source of all evil An evil teacher who's name will go unmentioned-the evil bitch monster of death. Joshua Scott-Peter Pan

Top ten things to do to cure boredom.

• G.I. Joe vs. X-men in the wal-mart aisle way
• Call the coffee shop from their bathroom
• Random Violence
• Hang out with me
• Hang out with sherry
• Touch it (you know you want to.)
• Go Commando (no skibbies)
• Tell Patch to keep it in his pants
• Hang out at the coffee shop and have creamer wars.
• Willy

Top ten ways to annoy someone

• Poke them.
• Eat, ask them if they like sea food, show them the chewed up food in your mouth, see food!
• Start saying rap songs really slow.
• The song that never ends.
• Poke them again.
• The most annoying sound in the world.
• Lick them(note: doesn't work on Sherry)
• Eat and chew really loud.
• Belch in there ear.
• Touch it.

Top ten ways people know your demented

• You chase chickens with weedeaters on roller skates
• Youre favorite phrase is children taste like chicken
• You put mayonaise in your ears to help the sound waves travel
• You tried to crucify a cat at a cook out.
• You tried to sell your soul on Ebay for $.99
• You like boy bands
• You like to rub your bum down with sand paper to keep it smooth.
• you've ever put a hamster in a micro wave because you were out of hot pockets
• You like jar jar binks
• Spam sandwiches...nuff said