Stories
2 Stories of Insanity and Fun Alright, and yes this is on Adams page, but anyway...One time I was at pizza hut on my birthday with my friends Adam and James and there was a waitress with the name tag...peter. Anyway she kept hitting on adam and someone told me to pick her up, so I did...literally. I was at the coffee shop when me and my friend Kevin (his names actually Bob but I call him Kevin because someone said he looks like a Kevin.) and we decided to put sweetner in a guys cigarette pack, so when he turned it up he poured it all over him. The we had a creamer fight and Bob got creamer all over the floor. Another night at the coffee shop I was sitting and talking and they handed me my stepdads cell phone and told me to ask for service at the table near the phone. It took me a second to figure out what was going on but then I did it and made the waitress very angry...lol...not really. This one time at space camp....Willy took a Probe. We held a Halloween party at Adams house and the magickal bunny was raped by chipmunk in white spandex. Adam has this crazy psycho kitty and one time he goes climbing up Adams leg and he opened his pocket and the cat fell in and found a new home. One time my Grandmother was putting some stuff inmy room and she saw what she thought was a racoon skin hat(which I don't have)Anyway it turned out to be my cat, tiger spread out on a wad of clothing. she grabbed it to pick it up and they both almost had a heart atack. One time my mother parked a truck on my foot. Me and my friend Willy were playing hide and seek in the theatre (we were really bored) and any way I thought it would be a good idea to hide in the closet, but, I got stuck. One time me and my friend James were walking in hudson and he decided to moon the police station the he decided to lock ne out of my car and moon me, there was a lot of white pasty skin showing. I have found the fastest way to make sure everyone in High school knows you, I have big feet, well I decided that me and my friend should play footbal with my shoe we hit a teacher who picked it up and said what size is this she promptely looked and said...18!!!! Now everyone knows me. One time the library teachers took the rolling chairs and went from 3rd to 1st level on the ramps.And one time I licked Sherry's ear. And this one time at science camp (envirotech) I offered to give Adam a probe. This one time I wrote penis all over Tyrans book bag. One tyime I took my guitar and mini amp to school put the head phones in turned it all the way up and got tyran to put it onhis head then I played a really hi pitched chord, it lookedlike it hurt alot.
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