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THE MILK BY GRAHAM GERRITSEN Once upon a time in a land of milk and honey there lived a small frog princess. This particular princess, being very corpulent, was killed by the Duke of Wales and taken home to be his royal feast. When the Duke of Wales returned home, the Royal Pig was brought into the court. Now, this particular pig had a particular liking for a particular sort of flower. So the pig keepers, to keep the pig happy, went out into the forest to search for the particular flower for the particular pig. But, when they found this flower, a small hornet flew out from under the corona (corolla?) and stung the men. All three men were allergic to hornet poison, so they fell dead on the spot. The hornet, pleased with his victory, flew home to the hive. When he returned there, the Queen Hornet awarded him the Congressional Medal of Honor for supreme service to the hive, and he was very pleased with his accomplishment. The hornets began to make honey for the grand feast to celebrate the accomplishment. Some of the honey, since there was so much being made, dripped out of the hive and onto the back of a small stoat. The stoat, enraged by the sticky substance, ran into the pond. The pond, which contained the Frog Queen and the Frog Queen, was disturbed. Nine days later, the queen gave birth to a new princess. The end. Or is it??
