2-02-02 story by Winona McBratho CHUMP CITY- Thousands gathered in the parking lot of the Trachialis Cathedral in Chump City's shady West Garcia neighborhood this morning as Priscilla, the Flaky porcupine, a local celebrity emerged from her pothole, saw her shadow, and scurried back in. Although the day was quite overcast, and there was much fog, the rodent saw her shadow (possibly due to the lights from Chump City newscameras that had been pointed on her for seven hours straight), and scurried back into her hole, predicting another 7 days of winter. In light of the current rabid llama attacks on Downtown Chump City, this is especially unfortunate. THE END
