OH MY HECK, IT'S THE NEXIUM AWARENESS MONTH QUIZ!!!Thanks for visiting the Nexium Awareness Month Quiz! Answer the following questions and then check your score. Add up how many you got correct to see how qualified you are to sell Nexium! REASONS TO DO IT: The NEXIUM AWARENESS MONTH QUIZ IS 1) Challenging 2) Sexy 3)73% satisfying!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Check out these links: Wulepa home Nexium Awareness Month Page Cool Links Page Nexium's Home Home of Prilosec, Nexium's bastard sibling Free Translations by the Babelfish
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QUESTION #1: For many people with Acid Reflux Disease, Nexium is effective in relieving heartburn for: a) 9 hours, b) 12 hours, c) 24 hours <<<<<<<<<<<<<#2: Nexium is a kind of medicine known as a proton pump inhibitor. A) Yeah, b) No! <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<#3: You can get Nexium: a) Without a prescription. b) Only with the permission of a healthcare provider. <<<<<<<<<<<<<<#4: If you suffer persistently from heartburn on two or more days of the week, you may get relief from a new medicine called Nexium. a) Yeah b) False <<<<<<<<<<<<<<#5: Which of the following is a common side effect from Nexium? a) Abdominal Pain, b) Anemia, c) Apathy <<<<<<<<<<<<<#6 What color is Nexium? a) Purple, b) Blue, c) Red <<<<<<<<<<<<<#7: How should you take your Nexium? a) Swallow the whole pill. b) Cut pill into quarters then swallow, c) Chew them into microscopic pieces before swallowing. <<<<<<<<<<<<#8: What is the scientific name for Nexium: a) Omeprazole Magnesium, b) Esomeprazole Magnesium, c) Lansoprazole Magnesium <<<<<<<<<<<<<#9: What is the professional Nexium website: a) Nexium.com, b) purplepill.com, C) Nexium-US.com <<<<<<<<<<<#10: What size pills does Nexium come in: a) 25 mg and 40 mg, b) 20 mg and 45 mg, c) 20 mg and 40 mg <<<<<<<<< |
Questions, Questions, Everywhere
The Answers: #1: c) 24 #2: A) True #3: B)Only with permission from healthcare adviser #4: A) True #5: A) Abdominal Pain #6: A) Purple #7: A) Swallow the whole pill. #8: B) Esomeprazole Magnesium #9: C) Nexium-us.com #10: C) 20 mg and 40 mg |
How Likely Are you to sell Nexium?
Pictured to the right is my sister, Hellvira, who sold more than 365 million boxes of Nexium before she was hit by a bus while hiking in southwestern Slovenia in 1996. IF YOU GOT 0-3 correct: You are a failure. You never will sell Nexium! 4-6 correct: If you work really hard, you might be able to sell Nexium. 7-9 correct: If you got this many correct, you are ready to sell Nexium. Go buy a store and remember... don't sell anything EXCEPT Nexium! 10 correct: Why did you even take this quiz? You've already sold practically all of the Nexium in the world and are retired on some tiny island in the Turks and Caicos, sipping a Pina Colada and remembering the days when you were selling the Purple Pill. |
