THE OFFENSIVE PAGEIf you came here, you're a sick person because this is a very, very offensive place. --Jiminy Cricket, March 1935
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My Mommy and My Mommy's Friend
"Just hold still, and my Hand will cure that deafness stuff right up for ya! Then you can listen to me at night, too!" ---Nadia Petrova, March 23, 1920 |
My Daddy wearing a stolen necklace that he STOLE
"I feel pretty.... oh so pretty" --Lucy Hudge-Cluckins, July 29, 1904 |
Missing Since July 3rd, 1940
What is this!? "Sorry, it was just too easy, and someone had to say it. Might as well be us. ' --Linda James, March 14, 1903 |
