Meet Pigette McBarl's Lovely LadiesOver the years, my main woman and Co-Founder of Shiite Muslims, Pigette McBarl, has dated (and married) a colorful assortment of women. This photo album features her 3 favorite wives and girlfriends of all time, as well as a short explanation about why she has chosen them.
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Lover #1- Bean Bongo
Bean Bongo is a Belarussian woman whom Pigette McBarl married in a romantic ceremony at a supermarket in southern Mongolia. They dated for 19 years before their marriage, and after two months invested in their holy matrimony and four adopted goats, they went their separate ways (she wanted to ride a roller coaster and eat cotton candy, Pigette McBarl wanted to ride a go cart and eat chicken livers) |
Lover #2- Kendra the Kangaroo
Pigette McBarl met the lovely Kendra in a secluded castle on the isle of Tasmania. She was looking for his pet koala, which had escaped from it's pen at Pigette McBarl's ranch in Koala Alta, California, hijacked a speedboat and traveled all the way to Tasmania. Anyway, it was love at first sight. They got married, bought some joeys, had tons of fun. UGH! This is SOOOO boooring! Sooo, let's move on. |
Lover #3- ????????
This unidentified woman married Pigette McBarl at the 24 Hour Wedding Chapel at the Motel 6 in Winnemucca, Nevada. Food for the wedding was provided by the Burger King across the street. Notable attendees were Melanie the Swim Instructor and Boris Karloff's ghost. Sabrina the Teenage Witch spoiled the wedding however, when she poured a mug of cold gravy down the brides dress. Anyway, they lived for 6.75 years together in the brides' tennessee apartment when they realized their marriage was a complete succes and stayed married. Pigette is still wondering who his wife is. If you have any information contact her at: lilpiggy@yahooligans.org |
