That's Me
Yep. If you don't believe it, write my mom. She'll confirm this: Nelly Bly, 205 Colorado Avenue, Colorado City, Colorado 82300
My girlfriend
This is my girlfriend. To protect her identity, I'll call her "Heidi". We've been dating since Super Bowl XXX. Boo-yah!
My Toilet
Pretty spiffy, isn't it? I saved up for 11 years before I could afford it. I call it "Toto". Now, to meet the finalists, click on the following link: three finalists