Taupe Shoes!
Here is a taupe dress shoe that my cousin Sneffels bought at the Wal-Mart of Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan on her 7th birthday. Pretty fancy, eh?
Taupe Upholstery
Did you know you can upholster furniture in taupe? I didn't, until my Aunt Patsy redid her chaise lounge with this lovely fabric. Since the day she has introduced taupe into her home, my Aunt Patsy has seen the weekly rate of fatal household accidents drop by .435% . That's amazin'!
Taupe Gown
Here is a Taupe gown that my cross-dressin' cousin Haggis wore to the 1998 People's Choice Awards. Just loverly, ain't it? * Here are some of the comments that I have received about this page: "Yer Stupood! Man didn't discover taupe! It is a naturally occuring pigment!!!" -- Timothy Lufthansa of Conshohocken, Pennsylvania. "How can Taupe be soothing? It's brown!!!" -- Violet Mixley of Saratoga, Wyoming. "You have a cousin named Haggis? What an eerie coincidence... so do I!" -- Michelle Mozart of Dubai, United Arab Emirates. "You say taupe dropped the weekly rate of fatal household accidents by .435%? I think that's pathetic. I recently redid my bathroom in mauve stucco and our rate has dropped by .829%!" -- Bradley Beckman of Gasoline, Texas.
