This joke is pretty funny. A lot of you have probably heard it before.
> > > > > If you think life is bad...How would you> >
> > > like to be egg?
> > > > >> > > > > You only get laid once.> > > > >
> > > > > You only get eaten once.> > > > >
> > > > > It takes 4 minutes to get hard.> > > > >
> > > > > Only 2 minutes to get soft.> > > > >
> > > > > You share your box with 11 other guys.> > > > >
> > > > > But worst of all...The only chick that ever sat
> > > > > on you was your mother.> > > > >
> > > > > So cheer up...Your life ain't that bad.
