It drives me crazy when I turn on the radio and I hear the 3 year old girls trio, the so called music group known as Hanson. It's not Rock, it's not Pop, and it surely isn't music. I'm confident of that. It's just a disturbing sound! I'd rather scratch my fingers across a chalk board than listen to Hanson. I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches than listen to Hanson. I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue than listen to Hanson. I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks than listen to Hanson. I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades than listen to Hanson. I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die than listen to Hanson. I have a feeling that "Weird Al" Yankovic may share the same opinion with me. Hanson's "music" is that displeasing if you haven't noticed already.

By chance, I watched a Hanson concert on TV. I couldn't tell you how much I regret it now that I think of it. I don't perceive why the first thing that I did wasn't vomiting. All of their sounds sound the same and their lyrics really aren't original. I could have thought up those lyrics while I was asleep, only to make a low grade band like Hanson to rip off and brain wash teenagers. Surprisingly, the girls almost made a sound like guys at the concert. That totally ruined that sound that they make. Not to say that it was at all admirable in the first place. Hanson's fans seem to be totally crazed about their sound, but since majority of them are girls, I'd have to remark that Hanson isn't lured by them because they are homosexual, if I must be bold. I would be a bit excited if I was going to go to a Will Smith concert, but it wouldn't feel like the end of the world unlike what Hanson fans seem to experience. To me, it's just a waste of time and money being directed to a Hanson concert because they can't sing, and you can't hear them anyway because the Hanson fans are so earsplitting. Not that you would want to hear their sound in the first place.

You may have difficulties admitting this, or maybe not, but all of Hanson's sounds aren't something that you would appreciate before lunch. Taylor's voice is so annoying, it rings in my ears well after I hear it. If Hanson had a heart for everyone, I don't mean just the Hansonites, I mean everyone, than they would first learn how to sing before producing anymore of that irritating sound. They also need a few lessons on how to dress. They may need to lose their hair too. I don't know if that will improve Hanson in any way, but I'd like to see it done. Zac must lose some weight as well.

Now, I will deal with the "MMMBop" music video. I strongly believe that "MMMBop" hasn't got a meaning to it and I have a reason to believe so. The video and lyrics themselves don't deal with any subject matter what so ever. I should also state that I think that the video itself is extremely low budget. Low quality "band" equals low budget video. What are they doing on the moon? What is that supposed to mean? What kind of low budget set is that? Can't blame them though, cause low quality "band" equals low budget video. You may recall the part that they're driving in the car. The background in that seine is so low budget that I could do that in my room. Next up is that flower in the background of one part of the video. I guess it just shows how girlie they really are. Next, the part that most disturbs me in the video is when they're with Albert Einstein. It's like they think they have made some sort of big accomplishment. To get to the point, they're simply giving Einstein a bad name. That really disturbs me. Where as my favorite part of the video would have to be where Zac comes out of a garbage can. It perfectly describes what Hanson really is. I guess they claim to know what they are from what we can see in that scene. Anyhow, who am I kidding? Hanson should be sent to the MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!! There isn't any explaining needed here.

As for contemporary topics, Hanson has released a new CD. Do yourself a favor and cross this disc off your Christmas list. I'll be sure to go pick a fight with the Undertaker before I go rush out and buy their CD. Not that WWF is real or anything, but the Undertaker would love to pound Hanson into a pulp for the ministry of darkness. Just a second, let's not go off topic here. When will it be the day that Hanson will stop. They're not Hip Hop artists that go "we won't stop" or anything, so it would be no surprise to me if Hanson quit any time soon. It should've just ended as a band that comes and goes, but they had to come this far. All we can do is hope that this will conclude promptly.