Hi I think that you need to get a better life because all of those jokes are stupid they just tell us about u because I am sure that you would starve to death if you were in a grocery store becuase your so Messed up you need to get a life insted of making fun of hanson they are no different then anyone else. Just cause they have long hair you don't need to make fun of them you stupid little freak. so my opinion is to shut your little mouth and get a life.

If you think I need a life then how about you provide me with one? And I hope you are reading this because NONE of the jokes on my web page were thought up by me. How the heck does the jokes say anything about me? They were all sent to me by some nice people.

Hanson is so gorgeuos IT MAKES YOU JELOUS!!!!! GO TO HELL!!!!!!!1 YOU ARE A FREAK FROM HELL!!!!! I'VE BEEN THERE AND YOUR MOTHER'S COOKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

Well I didn't come from you know where, and Hanson is not what you think they are. There's got to be something wrong with your tongue if you think that my mom's cooking sucked.

You are cruel!Yes,you may hate their music,but give them the respect they deserve!!!!

I respect them, but in a way that you wouldn't.

Do you have any respect? Tell me. How hard have you worked on something that you thought you were good at? Do people ever dis on you? Why do dis Hanson? Are you jealous? What did they ever do to you?

Although some of these jokes are funny most of them are extremely stupid! You have got to get some new material! I heard these jokes 6 months ago!

Read my page, and you'll get all your answers.

YOU ARE SUCH A BASTARD AND I AM NOT DUMB AND I DONT CARE IF YOU THINK I AM IJUST HAVE TO TAKE OUT WHAT I HAVE TO TELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT. HANSON IS NUMBER ONE..AND YOU? HANSON HAVE BILLIONS OF FANS...AND YOU? HANSON GUYS HAVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ..AND YOU? HOW OLD ARE YOU?WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU DOING AT TAYLOR´S AGE?WELL I HAVE AN IDEA BEING A MISDIRECTED ADOLESCENT THAT ONLY CARES ABOUT TOUCHING HIMSELF(DOES IT SOUND FAMILIAR WITH YOU) WHY YOU DON´T JOKE ABOUT SUCH SISSY GIRLY LIKE IDIOTS LIKE MARILYN MANSON,OH I KNOW MAYBE IS BECAUSE YOU LIKE HIM ,GAY. FUCK YOU! I HOPE YOU GET AIDS SOMEDAY AND YOU DROP DEAD.

Hanson is not defending them selves, so you don't need to do it for them. Or do you worship Hanson? Is Hanson your god? There only is one god in this world and it's not you, it's not me, and believe me, it's not Hanson. I know that you are gay so you don't have to hide it. How would you like to drop dead from aids one day? I'm sure you would enjoy it just as much as I would! By the way, I love you too!

you have no taste at all I think you are gay you have no proof that they are gay I am a fan of Hanson and yes they do have talent.

You Suck!

I'm in a good mood today so I'll let you off easy. I know that you have no taste in music when you say you like Hanson. Hanson has talent for one thing. You were right about that. Their talent is to look like girls. I know you are gay, but I keep my word, my religion does not allow me to be gay. By admittng you are a Hanson fan, you are also admitting that you are just as much gay as Hanson. Get the picture? I guess you don't understand because you're just another 3 year old.

hi this isn't a joke but i just wanted to say why do you have to do this, Hanson didn't do anything to you. you obviously get your JOLLIES out of being a dumb arse that is all i wanted to say so lay off. you obviously have nothing better to do except to be cruel to tallented and famous people. so if you don't like them why do you have to make a big deal about it. i don't exactly like Hanson either but the only reason i came to this site was to tell you not to be so lame. You probably like that dreary druged music like pantera and korn not that i don't like that stuff but at least Hansons songs aren't depressing and about death. please leave them alone. bye.

Have you read my webpage at all? You just need to go home and suck your mama because I'm not dealing with people who didn't even read my webpage.

you know so much about them why are you against them?

Simple. They disrespected the one with talent. "Weird Al" Yankovic!

What do you call an anti-Hanson fan who keeps up with all their information and knows everything about them? I don't know I'm not an anti-Hanson fan who does that like you:)

You have to know them to hate them don't you? This is not a joke so it ended up here. Happy?

i love hanson! u cant stop me hahahahahaaha!!!!!

You have problems and have desperate need for therapy.

I got one!!! Q. Who has a lower IQ? Hanson or you? A. YOU!!!!

You are soooooooo stupid. I bet you are the one that has a low IQ. Get a life!

Kristen~

This comment gets me wondering if the Hanson fans ever will have a higher IQ than a bread crum under their tables that they sit at every night for supper. I never said anything about Hanson having a lower IQ than me did I? I'm not saying that they don't, I'm saying that it is evil to use a joke that someone else thought up, twist it around, and put it against an author of a webpage. Understand?

I THINK U SUCK! DON"T U HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH UR TIME AND ALL THESE JOKES WERE PROBABLY UR EXPERIENCES IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!

You are not making perfect sence in any way I could comprehend. If you are suggesting that the jokes I have on my webpage have anything to do with the experiences in my life, than I believe you need proper education so you can learn to read. Notice that on the jokes page it clearly states that the jokes are all guest contributions? No? Well, go there again, read it and weep.

Ok, i respect your opinion and everything but it is so damn sad that you waste your life making a ANTI-Hanson webpage!!!! Ok, first of all you don't know Hanson and they never did anything to you so why can't you just accept that? Hanson totally Rules and they always will, face it! Just because you are not into their music or whatever doesn't mean you have to prove that you are a major loser that has no life or friends and can't get a girlfriend because you are too damn ugly! I can see people making a webpage towards something they like, but to go online to work on a horrible webpage that is against gorgeous and extremely talented people is just pathetic. You need to get a life and fast! I pity you and your pimple-faced dad. LoL, get some friends ya stupid bastard!! How funny are we?!? HANSON ROCKS 4EVER!!! Later Loser!!

It's not a anti-Hanson page, it's an anti-Hanson page. It's tragic to see how your parents brought you up. You forgot to throw out the trash this morning, because it seems that it's still remaining in your brain. I'm known as the wonder of the world in my school, whether you like it or not, so I could get a girlfriend when I feel like it. If you were in my school, and the word got around that you liked Hanson, you'd be better off dead because you'd be treated like trash.

Hello. :)

I like Hanson, and I respect your opinion that you don't like them, but I just have to make a few corrections and comments.

You said Hanson weren't up to your standards of music. Just because you don't like a band doesn't mean they are crapp. Do you like classical music (Beethoven, Ponchelli, Diabelli, Bach, Mozart, ect...)? Probably not, do you think they're crapp? You most likely do, but the thing is you can't say they are crapp just cause you don't like them, they were musical geniuses. It is a matter of personal opinion, that's all, I don't like Smashing Pumpkins, but they aren't crapp, they can play and write music, I just don't like there style of music; the same applies to you and your opinion that Hanson suck.

Now it seems you like to judge and stereotype people, as the bible states: "Judge not, that you be not judged" (Mathew 7-1). Why, just because you don't like Hanson's music does it make them gay? Have you met them? No so don't judge (or stereotype, same thing) them for having a different opinion. Also what do Hanson's looks have to do with their music? Nothing, so why are you bringing it up? Or are you one of those shallow, narrow minded people that judge (there's that word again) people by their looks? What Hanson dress in, or how long their hair is has nothing to do with music. Stop being so judgmental. I also read your mail page and it also had a fair bit of judging and stereotyping in it. Why are people that like a different band (Hanson) than you gay and stupid? As I said before don't judge people, "Judge not, that you be not judged".

About the song MMMBop. An MMMBop is a second or an instant; a frame of time. The songs meaning is: Hold on to the ones who care cause if you turn your back in an MMMBop they wont be there for you when you need them.

Can you sing? Can you play the piano, guitar or drums?Have you been writing and performing music since you were 6-7 years old? Are you famous? Have you been nominated for 3 grammys? Most likely not. So you have no basis to criticize Hanson, doing so makes you sound like an idiot. Oh yes, finally the last thing I have to say is "Weird Al" Yankovic is a fan of Hanson (or seems to be anyway), he WANTED, I repeat WANTED and OFFERED to direct a Hanson video clip (River); I wouldn't think he would do that if he hated them.

Bye! :)

Have a nice day and happy MMMBoping! ;)

I find you Hanson fans more judgmental than myself. Especially you. Who gave you the idea that I hate classical music? Classical music is the masterpiece of all times.

I believe respecting an opinion means more than understanding a person's opinion, but I think it means that no matter what they say, you don't care, and you still love them for who they are. Therefore, you do not respect my opinion in any way.

Tell me where it clearly states that MMMBop means whatever you said it does. At the Grand Central Station? Sorry, but I can only accept that as your opinion.

It's about the "Weird Al" deal, I hear that Hanson turned down all the clips that he helped with. Tell me. What kind of respect is that?

Hello once again :)
Well I never said you DID hate classical music I said IF you hate classical music and just used it as an example that just because you don't like a band doesn't mean they are crapp.

I DO respect your opinion, but because I respect your opinion does it mean I can't express mine? I respect your opinion but I am just telling you MY opinion. I never said I hated you for having a different opinion than you, you probably are a very nice person, I don't know you and just because we disagree on something I am not going to go around saying that you are gay and stupid (like you do to some Hanson fans), I don't judge people, I'm just not that type of person.

I got the meaning for MMMBop from Hanson interviews and from their video (Tulsa Tokyo & the Middle of Nowhere). It isn't my opinion or what I think, that an MMMBop is a frame of time and the song is about friendship, it is what the people who wrote the song wrote it about; and used the word MMMBop to signify passing of time. It is a fact NOT my opinion.

You HEAR Hanson turned down all the clips "Weird Al" helped with, but that is a rumour, just like the rumour that went around last year that Zac was dead. Even if the rumour was true, "Weird Al" still does seem to be a Hanson fan if he OFFERED and WANTED to do it in the first place.

Have a nice day.

Yours Sincerely,
Alison Crawford :)

P.S HAPPY MMMBOPING

No, I don't go around school saying Hanson fans are gay. My friend is here right now, and he agrees with me. Yes, I am a nice person, but Hanson must die.
Matrix

Yeah, what he's saying is absolutely right. Matrix does not go around school except to tell people how cool he is!
Quantam

poop on you

Where? Oh, you almost got me on that one you moron. (I'd like to add on that I am happy for you that you finally gave up).

ass

Congratulations! You have just made the best argument ever!

Hello I didn't say you went around school saying that Hanson fans are gay, I just said you went around saying Hanson fans are gay, like in you mail section in your anti Hanson page you said "hanson fans are gay".

Why must Hanson die just because you don't like them? I see no reason.

Oh yes, your freind says you don't go around school saying fans are gay but he did say you went around saying how cool you were (ha ha ha ha ha!), now THAT is funny! It sounds to me like you are up your self!

he he he "Oh hi everyone I'm Matrix, I'm sooooo cool!" ha ha ha ha haaa!

SEE YA!

P.S ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :)

My friend only said that because he thought I was truly cool. In actuality I do not go around school telling people how cool I am. This whole me not doing this and you doing this thing is getting old, and I must say you are truly more judgmental than I am, so do learn how to respect peoples' opinions, and learn how to shut your face that's full of it.

Excuse me??? Give me an example of me being more judge mental than this: Every one that likes Hanson are morons. That is what you say. I do NOT classify and stereotype people like that!

I respect your opinion, (why am I explaining this again?) I am just telling you mine, it can't be any clearer than that!

Why should I "shut my face that's full of it"? You are allowed to voice your opinion, and so am I and I'm sorry, but I am not going to shut my face for you! Please don't mail me again, this has gone totally off the subject of Hanson the band. I have narrowed it down to this, you don't like Hanson, I don't like Hanson, just leave it at that. Bye!

P.S You never told me that you could play an instrument, write music or sing when I asked you so I assume you don't so you have NO BASIS WHAT SO EVER to criticize Hanson.

I can play the guitar and I'm starting a band myself. We will be better than Hanson no doubt. You don't like Hanson? Just leave it at that? Sounds like a plan to me!

you are a punk and i don't like you.got it?hanson rules,and you are just jealous and i know your probably tired of hearng this,but it is the truth!deal with it!face the facts,i mean,they get all the girls,they are known,they actually have lives,they have the best talent,and you have none of the above.now,i strongly suggest that you leave me alone and stop critisizing hanson just becuase you are jealous,or i'll have to pull a mmmbopping mad can of whoop a$$ on you!k?

If I was jealous of Hanson, than don't you think I'd be jealous of people that make more money than Hanson like Michael Jordan? I know how jealous you are of my webpage, but I think you need to go play Asteroids or Pong and chill out. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go consume some mass quantities.