_{damn jokes damn message board damn guestbook damn graphics YOU DAMN LIER (there's no way in hell YOU could get paid 70 bucks an hour to "create" useless shit) The day you start to make money off this stupid shit is when damn grows on my monkey's ass!!!! speaking of asses you probably have the biggest hairest fatest damn ass on the planet and you know what you probably made a web page about your big hairy smelly demented putred ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and then said you got paid 200 bucks a minute to pick your ass with a damn fork!! (a message from my ass to yours "DAMN THATS A HUGE MOTHER FUCKER!") THE END P.S. damn dont grow on the shit of an ass}

_{Jealous people talking about me but that's just because they haven't got a thing to say!}

_{HELLO YOU DAMN MOTHER FUCKER THIS IS DAMN PART 2 ARE YOU READY TO BE DAMNED? DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN DAMN YOUR SITE SUX MORE THAN YOUR OWN HAIRY SORRY MOTHER FUCKING DAMN ASS(QUESTION CAN YOU PISS OUT YOUR DAMN ASS?) YOU KNOW WE WENT AND LOOKED AT THOSE PICS OF YOU AND MY MONKEY (HOW IS MUCH FINER THAN YOUR SORRY MOTHER FUCKING DICK) HAD A HARD ON FOR YOUR SORRY MOTHER FUCKING PLEASURE}

_{I believe you should take sex education to have further understanding of the human body. Although you suggest that my webpage sucks, you're no rocket scientist so you could not give birth to a webpage as good as mine unless you copy and paste the HTML code.}

_{Hello. My name is Hanna, and yes I am a Hanson Fan. I really don't care if you like them or not, but I just want to say one thing, RESPECT them. "Do unto others, what you want others to do unto you". Would you really like half the internet insulting you without even knowing you? I think Not. I HAVE to give you credit, 'cause this is one of the best Anti-Hanson sites I've seen. Yes, I like to visit Anti-Hanson sites, not because I hate them, but Because I like to laugh. They ARE pretty funny. Oh, and the jokes, I've seen better. hehe. They ARE a bit corny. But you know what? I won't bother you with the You sucks and the this site blows, 'cause I HAVE a WORKING mind, and I have an extensive vocabulary, unlike teeny-boppers. And yes, for your information, I DO wear a bra. I'm not a teeny-bopper. Anyway, I have LOTS of friends, which I'm the only one among them who likes Hanson, but they would care less, 'cause they overlook that one fact about me. Well, I'm tired of typing. Bye Bye. Hanna/14/PR ps I'd very much like to see a response in the Guestbook Index. Thanx.}

_{The covered reason for me not respecting Hanson would be that they give other people who helped them just as much respect as a Hansonite would to an anti-Hansonite. They direspected the one with talent, "Weird Al" Yankovic, who we know is the real deal in the world of music. I know Hanson, not personally, but I have heard what pranks they play. Everyone comes to my webpage and says, "The jokes are corny." or, "I have heard better." Notice that on the Jokes page it says that all of the jokes are guest contributions. What I'm saying is, it's up to people who visit this page to bring the quality to their own standrds. If you have heard better, don't be shy and Email me. It's not like I have my EMail address on several of my pages for nothing. I don't know what sort of point you're trying to make by saying you have lots of friends. It's not like I don't have a lot. And it's not like I go walking downtown dissing Hanson fans. Now that you have read my dumb response, you can go ahead and go back to the fantasy.}

_{I am a Hanson fan and think that they are the 3rd best band in the world. I'm sure you don't care, so anyways, your page is OK.}

_{And I'm sure you have heard every single band and every one of their songs.}

_{Hanson rocks! you are soooooo rude for not liking them. they are better than you ever will be!!!!}

_{I'm sure you can read my future. You pretend to know me, but the wicked truth is, you don't. Therefor, you have no idea what my future will be like.}

_{HEY, I'M NOT AN OBSSESED HANSON FAN BUT I LIKE THEM, AND I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU HATE THEM SOOOOOO MUCH, THEY'RE NOT DOING NOTHING WRONG, THEY'RE JUST A GROUP OF TEENAGERS WHO LOVE THE MUSIC AND I THINK THAT TO HATE THEM IS A SIGN OF JEALOUS,YOU HAVE TO BE PROUD OF THEM BECAUSE THEY SHOW THAT THE TEENAGERS CAN MAKE THINGS AND CAN MAKE THEM GREAT,SO STOP SAYING STUPID THINGS ABOUT HANSON, IT ONLY SHOWS HOW INMATURE YOU ARE AND IS REALLY USELESS SO PLEASE STOP WAISTING YOUR TIME DOING SOMETHING WITHOUT SENSE AND START DOING SOME USEFUL THING LIKE HANSON IS DOING.}

_{Hanson never done anything wrong? You haven't heard about the little story between "Weird Al" Yankovic and them? No? Then go fetch it! It's on this webpage somewhere! I'm also a teenager that loves music. But Hanson isn't music in my opinion. Another one of those jealous deals, huh? If I was jealous of Hanson, then why am I not jealous of those who make more money such as Michale Jordan. I admire him, mind you I do not worship him. I am not wasting my time, but I know you are. I got a little job creating webpages, and I'm going to get paid $70.00 an hour wether you like it or not. And no, this webpage does not show I am immature (In your words, inmature(?)) in any way, it just shows how good I am at using HTML. Do something useful? I find a Hanson fan page just as much useful as a leaf on the ground. This webpage is here for entertainment, and if it didn't entertain you, than you have the choice to leave. Sorry this response was not too interesting.}

_{hello everyone! i would just like you to know that i love Hanson and i think you all stink worse than the cheese socks on my feet. Love ya, and be sure to check out this web-site: www.boys.com bye now!!!!}

_{The newspaper has been eaten by the dog, the garbage hasn't been thrown out, your dad's out drinking at Moe's, and your mama's in the kitchen making special meatloaf surprise. Don't you think you should deal with those problems before you come out and say that Hanson rules?}

_{HANSON IS GOD}

_{Hanson isn't god, and you are not either.}

_{Hi, I just wanted to share my thoughts with you all. I happen to love Hanson...and i'm not a teeny bopper...I just happen to love their music and think they are great guys....But I think it's totally fine that a lot of people don't like them...i know you have your reasons and i'm cool with that, but maybe you should rethink them a little the next time you say something bad about them...for the people who like them...it's not a very fun thing to hear...I mean I happen to HATE the spice girls and Marilyn Manson freaks me out...but I think it's kewl that other people have their own opinions...and I don't go around saying Spice Girls Suck..etc. I actually hated Hanson when they first came out with the Mmmbop video...I thought it was real stupid to write a song about Mmmbops but, they grew on me....And let's not forget why Mmmbop was number one in 1997...it's because most people bought the single and the album... that's why they're still here....but i think it's kewl that everyone has their own opinions and i'm totally cool with that. but, I still like them.. that's just what i was thinkin :)}

_{I don't care if you don't go around saying Spice Girls suck. Why don't you? You don't want them in this world right? Why don't you rebel againt them. Especially Manson.}

_{so, you think Hanson sucks? Well get a clue cause obviously you do not know good music when you hear it. these hot guys are very talented and know what they want. unlike you who has no life, so you decide to make a dumb stupid anti-hanson webpage. get help fast.....cause your missing out On HANSON...}

_{Hanson isn't hot, you got a bad taste in girls, and Hanson isn't talented so you also got a bad taste in noise.}

_{GET A LIFE!}

_{I have a life. A nice one. YOU need a life.}

_{Ok! I respect your opinion along with other anti-Hanson people, but don't diss them because of what they look like or how they sing. They're doing what they love and they don't give a shit about you and all the other Hanson haters. You can't hate someone you don't know so why don't you people give it up, no body cares about who you hate. Please show some respect for other people, even if you feel you hate them, I mean my gosh they're people too, they have feelings!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

_{OK, you say not to justice Hanson by their singing or looks. I'll judge them by their age then. Too inexperienced. End of story.}

_{I would just like to say everyone who is saying Hanson are stupid are very nasty and cruel. I also think you should check your spelling, I found thousands of grammar and spelling mistakes in your work. I think Hanson are just lovely and the type of boys that my mother would approve of.Issac would especialy fit in at one of my mums and ours tea partys which we host regurally. They are all so gorgeous and I have my whole room full of posters. I am going to marry Issac soon. Buy all there albums and you will see that Hanson are the greatest thing since Helen Daniels. I love them, they love me and we will be together forever. Thankyou. ps.I would also like to thank Jane who has been my guiding light on the road to recovery even though she hates hanson.}

_{I'd just like to say you're one of those fish in a dish waiting for more food and you don't even get it because your owner is too mental. In other words, you want more people to like Hanson, but their too stupid to be able to accomplish that.}

_{you people need to get a life! I don't like hanson, but at least I have somthing else to fill my days besides bashing them. How lame.}

_{I'm sure you have action packed days like mine where I go meet a bunch of hot girls.}

                                     A Very Sad Poem




                  All those pictures on the wall. Each stare I know them all.
                          Scratches, bruises, cuts on my face.
                           Both of my legs held in a brace.
                          Why is the power of hate so strong?
                          Why did hate, make me not belong?
                              I was just trying to be me.
                          Why couldn't people just let me be?
                        I'm only 12, why am I in a hospital bed?
                       Why did that one thought have to be said?
                            It was May 6th, Hanson day.
                     My mom passed my new Hanson shirt my way.
                      I put it on and walked to school with a smile.
                           I held that smile, for quite awhile.
                       Then I got to school, and got many stares.
                            I walked around with no cares.
                         It was Hanson Day, that was my day.
                      But someone had to open their mouth and say,
                      "I hate Hanson, get that shirt out of my face."
                          I then became a doll in a glass case.
                       I proudly walked away, but they came too.
                   They told me to come back, they had something to do.
                       They told me I was stupid for liking Hanson.
                    They said I need to be more like Marilyn Manson.
                         I said "no" and told them to go away.
                   I told them I didn't care about anything they would say.
                       I don't remember who threw the first punch.
                       I think it was the boy I use to sit by at lunch.
                         I was hit, it knocked me to the ground.
                        No one to help me, no one came around.
                           They beat me and beat me bad.
                     "Her insides are bleeding" the doctor told my dad.
                             I feel the pain inside of me.
                           I just want to live, just let me be.
              A day doesn't go by where I think I won't make it through the night.
                      By let me assure you I don't give up the fight.
                       Cause Hanson never did, so why should I?
                        Even thought the pain still makes me cry.
                      I was hurt bad, but I still don't know the why.
                       Would someone please tell me before I die?
                      My dad hangs my Hanson posters on the wall.
                         Each and every stare, I know them all.
                        Now still in the hospital, the 25th of May.
                         That's the day, the day I passed away.
                        I went to Heaven, and slept on a cloud.
                    I was an angel, a Hanson Angel, and I was proud.
                        My job was to protect Ike, Zac and Tay.
                  Protect them from all the harm that may come their way.
                        I'm a Hanson Angel each and everyday.
                          But I still wish I never passed away.

         I didn't make this poem myself, Ashley Smith did, so all the creditz go out 2 her.

               This never happend but their is some truth in it, people are rude. 

 Esplecially when your diffent like when your fat, wear glasses, are good at school or even like Hanson.

                             This really makes me mad.

                         People should be who they really are!

        Hanson has it way easer then us, if they want 2 wear a weird shirt they just do that.

         We can't do that because our friends would make fun of us or worse beat us up.

                              So let this be a worning.

                         Let everybody be who they truelly are,

                               Have respect 4 them,

                              No matter how they look,
                                 What they wear,
                                And who they like,
                           Let them be who they truelly are.

_{I didn't read this but all I got to say is, get with it.}

_{hanson is cool! you need to listen to thier lyrics! so, get hanson, or get off the net, looser!!!!!BACK OFF HANSON HATERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}

_{Actually, by theory, Hanson will only get one girl unless their some sickos from Japan that go ahead and stick their dick in all of the girls. In actuality Hanson are all girls, so if you really want them, then I guess that's up to you.}

_{God - of all Anti-Hanson sites i have visited - this is lame ... it's so lame ... is it an ANTI-HANSON page ????}

_{I'm sorry if the page wasn't up to your standards, but yours really sucked! They simply do not come near this page if not by quality. Don't think you're so cool because you have got more visits than my pages. Have you ever heard of suggestions? You could tell me what I could improve on this page if you only truly hated Hanson.}

_{Okay see heres the deal: Usually, i dont come to these pages but im talking to someone on Icq and i just thought i would check this out...the pride and joy of your life must be this page and dissing hanson. You are so Freakin' Weird that you should be making a page on something you like and not something you dislike....by tha way b4 i go....H(-\)N rules!!!!}

_{Surprise there is a webpage about something I like and there's a link to it on the main page.}

_{Hi, i'm not a BIG fan, but I don't hate hanson. Actually, I was wondering why you would write such a pathetic page. I think it's a little bit 2nd grade-ish. Don't you? Oh, well, I guess I'm in no possition to be dissin' anyone. But then again, NO ONE is!!! I just hope you um...}

_{I'm sure you can make a page like Yahoo! any day. Yeah, right. The truth is buster, that it ain't so easy to be makin' pages like this so don't be dissin' it.}

_{HEY HANSON IS COOL AND THIS IS A STOOOOOOOOOPID SITE AND ANY1 THAT HATES HANSON CAN KISS THIS (AVERY IS COOL AND ERIK AND THE MAKER OF THIS SITE R GAY BIG TIME)}

_{Such intellengent thoughts I can't even keep up. Keep it easier next time.}