Uncle Anus's fist show was one to remember. It started out with a lecture from Mr. Verbal Abuse about society, and Uncle Anus. Very Inspiring. Then Mr. Anal Abuse came out, with a backpack on his head. He couldnt see a thing. Uncle Anus opened with a song about birds. Mr. Verbal Abuse was asking people if they knew what the song was about, and they didnt. He called them idiots. Mr. Verbal Abuse asked the poser kid what song they should do next. He said do a song about poop. Uncle Anus doesnt know any songs about poop, so they did one about him instead. It was a pretty good song. Then they did a song about there good friend Armondo. They said his name was Mondo, because he is mondo to the max. Then they did what is now considered one of the greatest Uncle Anus songs ever. It started out with the following dialog:
Mr. Verbal Abuse: Brad, what are you thinking about?
Brad: Absolutely Nothing
Mr. Verbal Abuse: What else are you thinking about?
Brad: nothing
Mr. Verbal Abuse: What did you have for breakfast?
Brad: I dont remember
Mr. Verbal Abuse: What did you have for breakfast yesterday?
Brad: I dont remember
Mr. Verbal Abuse: How about lunch?
Brad: I dont remember
Mr. Verbal Abuse: How about dinner?
Brad: I dont remember
Mr. Verbal Abuse: What do you remember?
Brad: Absolutely nothing
Mr. Verbal Abuse: Lets find someone whos not dumb. That means this whole side of the audiance is left out.
Then Uncle Anus did a song about pancakes. Other songs they did were "falling" by Melissa Schmitt, and The Billy Konstant song. It was quite a good show.
