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Song About Birds

Ted Kazinski is the Uni-Bomber, and my Uni-Friend

The Art of Defecation

HayBailer Face

J.F.C.O.A.B.

Dysentary

Loneliness

FFAG

ILook In My Microwave, and What Do I see?

The Coolest Kid in School




 



Song About Birds



Birds!
Song About Birds!
They fly and STUFF...
I cant get ENOUGH of the THINGS they DO
They have WINGS TOO
Finch! Finch! Finch Finch Finch Finch
Robin!
Bluejay!
Hawk! Hawk!




 



Ted Kazinski



Ted Kazinski is the Unibomber
and my unifriend
I get lots of bombs and love
in the letters that he sends
He's just a crazy dude with a shack in the woods
he's never done anyone any no good!
He sed to send bombs all over the place
and now he gets anally raped




 



Defecation



What rhymes with defecation?
??? rhymes with defecation
need an explination?
What rhymes with defecation?
??? rhymes with defecation
want a demonstration?




 



HayBailer Face



of LIGhT are like dis
sMIle A Tai AIN SHER
T A nt MounT Blive DIn WraY
ER EYes Two Bea h0lD
HAY BAIL ER F ACE
MIND TO se se ses
InaTING
I'LL Une AHANDA
SHEPO MAAATCH




 



J.F.C.O.A.B.


The fruit all was rotton, she was forgoten
The midgets all were happy, cottage cheese tastes crappy

oki inu
tachimukaetaru
satsuki yami

I'd like 2 b up in a tree living 4 free with my puppy
J.F.C.O.A.B. everyday, it stands for something, I cannot say




 



Dysentary


Will you be there, when the pushes come to shoves?
Will you defend me, my revolucionary love?
I bought a text book in my youth, the truth I found
The communitie of Watts was burned to the ground
No flags fly over jamaka, except the bloody red rag
For the bloody red rage
He has a tailor, who hails from southern france
he took his trousers off at the Homestead Highschool dance
When he says he loves his uncles and aunts, believe him! (believe him!)
Whatch Out Where you DRRRRiiiiinnnnnnkkk Dys - en - tary is worse than you think!




 



Lonliness


Lonliness, A leaf falls to the Ground
I fear that true friendship will never be found
I collapse in afit of muscle spasms, I dreamt I lost my arm
Reel live shit from front to back and all my niggaz in the world where da fuck you at?
Where my niggaz is at, where my niggaz is at, where da fuck my bitches at, where my bitches is at?
Why Am I the one that they hate? I fear that I will never go on a date
T.L.C. Pladgerism




 



FFAG


(Random Kids in The Hall)
Hey look its Bill, hes such a Fuckhead,
Thanks to him Johnny is dead
He'll go to hell, thats what my mother said
He's such a fag
(Tracy Sings)
How could I think that he was cool?
I must have been such a fool
now I know that he is just a tool




 



I Look In My Microwave, And what Do I see?


And I saw a stairway.... And beyond this stairway was a great light.. The brightness, the everpresent hugh... It burnt my eyes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybodys wearing a mask, but we see right through your thin diquise
So rip the bark right off your tree, and when you do just think of me
Trust me dude, because My name is Prince, and I get funky
"Who Likes Bread?" is what the man said("who likes bread!") "We Like Bread!!!", We eagerly replied
WE LIKE BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!
We've been known to wear masks when we play, but that was just a metephore that went too far
You dont need a leg brace!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially on your Face!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You might be surprised at what you are...
Strike a pose
Strike a pose
Vogue, vogue, vogue
Vogue, vogue, vogue
Look around everywhere you turn is heartache
It's everywhere that you go [look around]
You try everything you can to escape
The pain of life that you know [life that you know]
When all else fails and you long to be
Something better than you are today
I know a place where you can get away
It's called a dance floor, and here's what it's for, so
Come on, vogue
Let your body move to the music [move to the music]
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, vogue
Let your body go with the flow [go with the flow]
You know you can do it
All you need is your own imagination
So use it that's what it's for [that's what it's for]
Go inside, for your finest inspiration
Your dreams will open the door [open up the door]
It makes no difference if you're black or white
If you're a boy or a girl
If the music's pumping it will give you new life
You're a superstar, yes, that's what you are, you know it
Greta Garbo, and Monroe
Deitrich and DiMaggio
Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean
On the cover of a magazine
Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean
Picture of a beauty queen
Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire
Ginger Rogers, dance on air
They had style, they had grace
Rita Hayworth gave good face
Lauren, Katherine, Lana too
Bette Davis, we love you
Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it
"Who Likes Bread?" is what the man said("who likes bread!") "We Like Bread!!!", We eagerly replied
WE LIKE BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!




 



The Coolest Kid in School


I just played my first football game tonight, and now everybody thinks im outasight. Everybody likes me, yes all of them do, I gots a girl beside me, and a can of brew
I got my dick in her ass and my lips around a bottle of beer, I got my lips round a bottle and my meat in a young girls rear. Just to think last Thursday, I was such a geek, now im in her anus making her squeak
Bill! You are so cool! Bill! The Coolest Kid in School!
I scored the winning touchdown in the big football game, and now nobody thinks of me the same. Im no longer Billy, you can call me Bill. Being popular is such a thrill.
Me and my football player friends like to drink. We drink and drink and drink till we cant think. I will soon be throwing up, and feeling like shit, but if it makes me popular ill tolerate it.
Bill! You are so cool! Bill! The coolest Kid in School!