A Day At School '98 Results
Here are the winners of the 'A Day At School' contest!
First Place
Name: Phoenix736
Age: 13
Room: 1214
Prize: 200 points
BLONDIE (NEWSPAPER COMIC STRIP)
STARTING COLLEGE
Scene #1: College lobby. Blondie enters, and looks around. She walks over to five tough men, who don't look very smart.
BLONDIE: Hi, do you know where Miss Lee's homeroom is?
BOY 1: Yeah.
BLONDIE: Well?
BOY 2: Oh, you wanna know where it is?
BLONDIE: Yes, of course.
BOY 1: Yeah, well, it's down hall 6, up side passage 2, through the library - Mr. Reid's, not Ms.Bank's, across the First Year common room, and down four flights of stairs. It's the first room on your right. You can't miss it.
BLONDIE: (To herself) Oh, can't I. (She turns to the boy) Uh, could you show me where it is? ... I don't quite follow your instructions.
BOY 3: What a *bimbo!* She's pretty, but she can't find Miss Lee's homeroom! (His friends laugh)
BOY 4: I need a girl like you - my girlfriends are always showing me up.
BLONDIE: *Well!*
BOY 4: What do you say?
BLONDIE: (Very tall and proud) I'll find my own way, thank you. I apologize for taking up your time.
MIKE: C'mon, I'll take you. Joe didn't mean nothin' - it was only a joke. Gotta cut down on the jokes, man. Get no girls that way. C'mon. I'm Mike. Who're you?
BLONDIE: Blondie Andrews.
MIKE: Come on.
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Scene #2: Miss Lee's homeroom. Blondie enters. Lise is at Miss Lee's desk.
BLONDIE: (Calling outside) Thanks, Mike! (Walks over to desk) Hi, I'm Blondie Andrews. Could you tell me where I'm to sit?
LISE: No. Gotta ask Miss Lee about that. Couldn't tell ya.
BLONDIE: Oh. WHere's Miss Lee?
LISE: Dunno.
BLONDIE: Is Miss Lee usuallly late?
LISE: Yeah. Comes in at 2:30 every day. We got four spares every day when we shouldn't have 'em. Cool, huh?
BLONDIE: (Disgusted) Who teaches English in this school? Everyone I've talked to has been course, rude or vulgar. I find it apalling.
LISE: Miss Lee.
BLONDIE: Oh.
MISS LEE: Lise, please return to your usual desk. Are you Blondie, dear?
BLONDIE: Miss Lee? (She is relieved that Miss Lee is more like a teacher. She speaks fine)
MISS LEE: Yup, that's me. Sit 'ere, then. I dunno what classes o' mine you'll be in, but we gotta teach yous some English! Yous speak like a civilized person. Won't do.
BLONDIE: But - but -!
MISS LEE: You wanna talk like a snob, go to college.
BLONDIE: This *is* college!
MISS LEE: Yes. The finishing school for older ladies and gentlemen.
MISS LEE: *Finishing school?*
BLONDIE: Oh...
Second Place
Name: Sky
Age: 12
Room #: 1214
Prize: 100 points
Scene 1
TAZ:"Blaa ezz boo ega moku hate BATH!!"
BROTHER:"Taz you have to" take a bath before your first day of school."
(SPLASH)
TAZ:"NOOOO!!!! Baa goo zee tepo la."
BROTHER:"Now that wasen't so bad now was it?"
TAZ:"Taz like bath."
Scene 2
MOM:"Have a good time honey."
(SMOOCH)
TAZ:"Bezze boobalequa MOM!"
Scene 3
TEACHER:"Now kids settle down! We have a new kid in our class his name is Taz. Say hi Taz."
TAZ:"Booz plee a hi."
(laughter in the background)
TEACHER:"KIDS! You have detention for harassment."
KIDS:"UUUHHHHH!"
JOEY:"But tonight is Celebrity Deathmach!"
TEACHER:"Well you should have thought of that before you laughed a Taz."
TEACHER:"Taz please take a seat in the desk by Carly."
TAZ:"OK."
(Taz spins to the desk by Carly)
Scene 4
CARLY:"You're cute!"
(Taz Blushes)
TAZ:"Ditto babe."
Carly:"Will you go out with me?"
TAZ:"OHHHHHHHH YEAH!"
TEACHER:"TAZ! Go to the principal, NOW!"
PRINCIPLE:"Disruption during class. Uhmmm? This would make you usally go to ISS,but since your new and all you will get a day in detention."
TAZ:(Sniff)
Scene 5
(In the detention room)
CARLY:"Hi Taz."
TAZ:"Hi."
CRALY: Can I come over tonight or do you wont to go to my house?? My parents aren't home!
TAZ:"YEAH."
PRINCPAL:"Alright kids detention is over."
Scene 6
(Carly's house)
CARLY:"Lets go up stairs to my room."
TAZ:"Uh uh."
CARLY:"NOW!"
TAZ:"Ok I'm coming."
Scene 7
(Carly's room)
TAZ:"Nice room."
CARLY:"KISS ME!"
TAZ:"NO!"
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