Andy THE LEGEND

THE LEGEND

• Andy refers to himself in the 3rd person.
• Andy can lift seven cars while eating nachos.
• Andy likes rap but not gangsters.
• Andy can catch fish with his bear hands.
• Andy speaks 7 languages, english, american, british, austrailian, jibberish, smurf, and canadian.
• Andy is not a pimp but he knows one.
• Andy hates soccer!
• Andy will not hit a girl, but a girl dressed as a man is ok!
• Andy yahoos!
• Andy - intel inside!
• Andy once ate sand and puked out glass!
• Andy can punch u so hard ur mama will hurt!
• Andy says because eve gave adam the apple that is why women bleed every month!
• Andy would like to say sorry to Got 4 all the worlds sins-- "Dear God, Our Bad!"
• Andy can hit down a stelth bomber with a ice cube, a rino, and a 9 iron.
• Andy like sleep but doesnt get enough.
• Andy killed the dinosaurs.
• Andy could take on 5 sumo wrestlers.
• Andy is not afraid of Godzilla or the guy in the suit.
• Andy could kill a tiger with his pinkey.
• Andy can survive falling from a 17 story building.
• Andy is not a god.
• Andy is right behind you look out!!!
• Andy lies.............bad