The Adventures of @ngie & Starry Chapter 4: Karioke Here We Come By: @ngie and sorta Starry Starring: Me, my buddy Starry, My Lovely Little Fishy Face, Mr. Pineapple Head, Tiger Baby, Saffy Hon, Sugah, Sailor Shell Shell(Shelly), Sailor Ashrina(Asher), Sailor Eribear(Erinn), BIG MAMMA CASSITE, Kalite, Little Angel Lisa, and Tuxedo Moron @@@@@@ AN: Who knew this would be so big, I have people I know begging to be in here(David, I know you want to you just won’t say it) heh heh, so guys here’s your parts, and don’t get mad at me if you do anything out of the ordinary, you’re the one who had to sign the contract with the devil, or in this case the psychotic writers. *Grins evily* This is for you Kunzy, Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! ~~~~~~~~~~ ---------------- Shelly: What about Erinn and Asher? *While being held up by MPH(mr. Pinapple head) and Tiger* Starry: Well this is our worst enemy yet! *Trying to sound important* @ngie: Hate to burst your bubble Starry, but we’ve never had an enemy before. Starry: Are you blind, what about all the kawaii bishounen from that past chapters? @ngie: Nuh uh Starry: Yuh huh @ngie: Nuh uh Starry: Yuh huh Shelly: Shut up guys*clobers them over the head with a metal bat* we have places to go, people to see, kawaii bishounen to date, no time for fighting. *Two girls walk up. Both in Sailor fuku’s and blond hair. One had teal highlights in her bangs that matched her eye color well, and short hair. The other had hair that just exceeded her shoulders, and navy blue eyes.* Two Girls: You better watch your self Shell Shell, or it’s nothing but Hanson for you! Shelly: *runs off screaming and two girls high five each other* *Two girls walk up to the writer* One girl: Okay the descriptions were great, now howsabout you tell these people who we are, and get us some boy toys! Second girl: Oh I’ll take that one! *points to MPH even though he really doesn’t have a pinapple head after his make over* MPH: huh, uh well o—k *smiles weakly* Writer: Okay the one with the teal highlights is Sailor Ashrina(Asher), and the other one is Sailor Eribear(Erinn) Erinn: I refuse to be referred to as ‘the other one’ *tackles writer* Writer: AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GG Erinn: I refuse to give until I’ve got a hot guy standing her next to me just waiting to do my bidding! Rick Hunter from RoboTech: Wow, I like a girl who’s forceful! Erinn: Thanx *gives writer a noogie, and jumps into Rick’s arms* Hey there Sugah *snuggles closer* Sugah: Ummmmmmmmmmmm Erinn&Asher: Woooooooooooooooooooooooo Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo @ngie: I am officially scared Erinn&Asher: Shut up or it’s nothing, but Britaney Spears, and spiders for you! @ngie: eeek *hides in a dark corner* Starry: *comes to* Ugghhh *rubs head and Saffir runs over to her* Saffy Hon, I think I hurt my head Saffy Hon: oh did muffin’ get a boo boo, lemme kiss it and make it awl betor Asher: bleck I’ll have none of that in this house hold! *slams Starry in a closet* Do your business on your own time, and in a place where I can’t see you! *Fishy enters ravishly in a whirl of smoke and glitter* Fishy: Ha ha, I am Lovely Little Fishy Face, here to do your bidding *walks over to @ngie in the corner and helps her get on her feet* Love you! *kisses her cheek* I won’t let Erinn, and Asher ruin your mood. @ngie: oh, you’re such a sweetie! *hugs Fishy who now is like really cute!* Love you 2! ~~~~~Somewhere else in this weird place the author dreamed up~~~~~ Kalite paced around the room, then a TV that bad guys always seemed to have caught her attention. “BMC(BIG MAMMA CASSITE) They’re all pre occupied with their kawaii bishounen.” BIG MAMMA CASSITE threw her head back and cackled, “Mwa hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, they’ll never guess my plan to destroy them, they have no idea, what they’re getting themselves into!” A masked man that looked oddly enough like a ‘mini me’ Tuxedo Mask walked into view, and put the end of his pinky finger to the edge of his mouth, then yanked it away and screamed directly in BMC’s ear: “YOU GO GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “Get that kid out of here!” BMC yelled. “My name is not kid, it’s Tuxedo Moron and—” “Moron’s about right” Kalite scoffed and she beckoned some guard that appeared out of nowhere to haul him away. (AN: Perhaps to the loony bin *grins evily* wait til you find out who he really is) “Master, can I get you anything?” A bright eyed bushy tailed (Not literally) girl asked. She had light brown hair, and ho ho, what was that *orange* eyes, okay sure, yes orange eyes. “No LAL.” She sat upon her throne. (AN: LAL is short for Little Angel Lisa, and the throne ironically was that of Queen Beryl’s ironic ain’t it!) “As you wish Master.” She shuffled back into a dark corner where she waited and twiddled her thumbs until she was called upon. “Clever of you to brain wash her.” Kalite leaned up against the throne thinking she was pretty kewl that is until she felt herself slipping and— THUMP she was kissing the pavement. BMC broke out in a wild fits of laughter, “OH HO HO, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE KAL!” Tears were flowing from her eyes as she herself was now rolling on the floor laughing. With an astounded Kalite being more enraged with her actions every second. She promptly got up, and brushed her self up then hastily took her exit as BMC was still on the floor. High pitched chuckling erupted from the corner. “Now all we have to do is capture them, and then, and then we’ll place them in an easily escapable death trap. How’s that for cliché?” “Now you’re funny DiC!” BMC snickered. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In a Bar somewhere(Oh I know, the trio’s bar!!!!!!!)~~~~~~~~~~~~ *@ngie walks up to the camra(O_o;) and acts as the narrorator* @ngie: Hellew all, at this moment I would like to bring you up to speed with our story (if you can call it that) Starry and Saffy Hon haven’t emerged from the closet yet, Shell Shell is currently taking her clothes off getting ready to streak at Asher and Tiger’s drunken prompt. Mr. PH is cuddling up with a good book in his room being a party pooper (Asher isn’t much to his taste) Erinn and Rick are well let’s just leave it at enjoying themselves in a bedroom. Fishy, okay Fishy is picking out a song for me and him to karioke to. Woooo hooooo! Karioke here I come! Fishy: What about Mmm bop! @ngie: No way, I was thinking more long the lines of the Beatles! (Luv ya Paul!) Fishy: *makes funny face (_ )* How bout Shania Twain @ngie: Why don’t you hand me a spoon so I can gag myself! I know the perfect song! (A.N. I don’t know the whole song so I’m gonna skip to the funny part of it) *A few minutes later @ngie and Fish were busy singing* @ngie & Fish: funkylittleshack! Funky Little SHACK! MPH: *sweatdrop* @ngie: Well the love shack is a little ol place where we can get together her Love shack ba hey by Fish: A love shack baby Shell Shell: Love shack baby love shack @ng, Fish & Shell: Everybody’s at the love shack WHOAH All drunks: *clapping* MPH: *sweatdrop* ~~~~~~~~~~~The Nega bad place or something~~~~~~~~~ “Do you think we should reveal our plans to the readers?” BMC thundered. “Nuh uh.” DiC shook his head. What is the problem with all us villains, we can’t be smart for once?” The red-haired man said in his high pitched voice. *”Well if the villains weren’t complete morons, then how would the idiot “heroines” win?”* The author noted. “Exactly.” Kalite had emerged from her sulking. “Though I beg to differ on the grounds that this story has a plot, or that DiC doesn’t put subliminal messages in Sailor Moon, encouraging the people who watch it to act like complete dolts while in public.” “AND JUST WHO SAID THAT I DON’T!!!” DiC argued. “Hey, who are you?” Kalite said with a furrowed brow. “I am the all mighty DiC!!!!!!!!!” He bellowed. “No, I think you mean you’re Richard Simons.” She rolled her eyes. ~ *”Omigod! DiC is Richard Simons!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Will the praise every end for this beautiful author!?”* *Kalite come behind the author and whacks her over the head* “You nimrod!” She turns to the camera, “Sailor Moon, is a load of crap, and so are you if you watch it! Don’t think that I won’t beat your ass if you insinuate that you like it around me!” *”Well said with authority!”* The author tries to get on Kalite’s good side, but only receives another kick in the side. ~The end for this one guys, tune in next time kay! (I luv ya Kal, I though I would demonstrate your hate for anime in the end of this one so you’re welcome!) LETTER04.DOC The Adventures of @ngie & Starry 4