The Adventures of @ngie & Starry Chapter1: The Beginning By: Sailor @ngie, and kinda Starry @@@@@ With cameos by: Kunzite, Jadeite, Andrew, Diamond, Emerald, Saffir, Usagi, Melvin, Cape Boy, Fish Eye, Kali, Kim, Shana, and David(the moron) %&*^!@#$Just so that anyone reading this knows, Kali is a friend of mine that hates Sailor Moon, Kim is a health freak that tries to make me loose weight, Shana is a friend who always thinks she knows who I like, when she doesn't, oh oh, and David is this mean guy that used to go out with Starry(in r/l) and insists on dissing all anime. He is so stupid he doesn't think that FF7, or Dragon Ball Z is anime. He teases me about lking Sailor Moon, and because one time he got a 99, 1%higher. Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!@#$%^&* @@@@@ I am so bored it's not even funny, I realllllllllllly don't wanna start my homework, shooooot meeeeeeeeeeee nooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww. Hey I got a web site hurraahh!I'm so happy, maybe now I'll get more e-mail *clears throught*, yes you know what I'm implying you never send me mail anymore I miss it, I get so lonely on the net with only Sniper, and Kat, and Goku to keep me company. I gotta go but I'll be expecting a mail from you in the not too distant near future, okay. ******** .:::.sniffles.::. @ngie has left the net WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Usagi: Hey you're stealing my lines! @ngie: Oh sorry, I am Tuxedo Kam- Cape Boy: Don't go there @ngie: I not only never get mail anymore, but now I can't even have any good lines. Sailor @ngie says Usagi: Hey, I have that phrase copyrighted you brat @ngie: *Hits Usagi and Tuxedo Kamen over the head* MWAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA Kunzite: Excuse me that belongs to m- @ngie: Hey do you know where Jadeite is? *Jadeite walks up and @ngie gets hearts pounding in her eyes while she starts to drool Jadeite forms a quite large sweatdrop* Melvin: Hey @ngie *scares the poop outta @ngie and she jumps into Jadeite's arms* AND THEY ALL LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER! *Well actually not cuz nobody can decide if Zoicite is a guy or a girl, and besides the fact that @ngie can't say anything cuz it's all copyrighted, Jadeite get's quite bored* BuhBye @ngie: Hey that was really funny! Jadeite: Umm... (_(; can you please get off- @ngie: you want me to marry you ...SURE!!!!!!! ^_~ =) (The next day) @ngie: I am so bored I'm e-mailing myself @ngie: Look at how pathetic you are*talking to herself* Kunzite: Really @ngie: Hey, where'd you come from? Kunzite: Duh, the Negaverse @ngie: Hey, have you seen Jadeite around lately? Kunzite: After the little marrage incedent you and him had, sorry no, I think he went to take a long vacation @ngie: *sighs* Oh, *perks up* well, do you know Diamond? Kunzite: Sure, we play poker on Monday nights @ngie: Say it is Monday, do you suppose you can tell him I said hello *Diamond walks up @ngie starts to drool* To be continued... DUN Dun dun Diamond: Ummmm, (_(;; Kunzite, who's that? @ngie: My name's @ngie, but you can call me whatever you want *@ngie latches onto his arm* Diamond: I'm ahh with somebody! *Trying to unhook @ngie* @ngie: Ohhh no you're not! MWAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAAHAAHAAHAA *@ngie get's cold glares from Kunzite and Esmerodoo...(is that how you spell it?)* @ngie: What???? *Duh!* Emerald and Kunzite: Ahem that belongs to us you series crossing, kawaii bishounen crazy lunitic!!!!!!!!! @ngie: Wow that musta been a mouthful to say together *@ngie starts to giggle, and still hasn't let go of Diamond, she didn't plan too...ever MWAHAHAHAHAHA* Emerald: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? Kunzite: Oh yah! Writer: He he, guys ya know that I love ya, and I-- *suddenly the writer was attacked by Kunzite and Emerald they seized the computer...including the keyboard* Emerald: Now I'm in control! *Emerald suddenly seemed irresistable to Prince Daimond, he ran to her with @ngie still hanging off him, Emerald blasted her off, and she flew away* Diamond: My darling Emerald say you'll never leave my side! I love you! Emerald: Why Prince Diamond I didn't know you felt that way. *Her words are drown by his kisses* *Over somewhere Kunzite helps @ngie up, and realizes that Emerald and Diamond went to get a room* Kunzite: If you promise not to take my lines anymore, or hang offa me I'll let you co-write this with me @ngie: Stupid writer, when I find out who did this they're gonna pay! Kunzite, I'm not really like that, sure I like my kawaii bishounen here and there, but I really don't go that far Kunzite: I believe you, you're nicer than Zoicite is to me *A nude girl with blond hair goes running through the whole scene* @ngie: What the...Kali?! Kali: Sailor Moon Sucks! Sailor Moon sucks! Sailor Moon sucks!!!!!! Usagi: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @ngie: Hey Kunz whatta ya say we sprint to the computer! Kunzite: Coming! *@ngie and Kunzite run to the computer* @ngie: Now what do we write? Kunzite: You wanna go out on a date with me? @ngie: Sure *@ngie and Kunzite walk off* *A brown haired girl walks up and giggles at what has been writen* Girl: Hi, I'm Starry, I'm friends with @ngie, I am very happy that she finally found someone that she can go out with, see Kunzite is her first boyfriend and she really does go crazy after guys like that, now that I...the original writer am back from my unconsious state things can go back to normal MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *Again with the blank stares(_(* Starry: Oh yah sorry, my laughing prob is gonna get me in trouble one of these days...hmmmmmmmmm what to write, what to write...well first off I don't want Emerald and Diamond together *Diamond runs screaming outta the room with Emerald hanging offa him* Diamond should be with @ngie! Diamond: EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!!!!!!!!!!!! You know that @ngie is the only one I will ever love! Starry: Wouldn't it be funny if the tables were turned and all the guys in this story were after @ngie!? *Grins eveily* *@ngie runs across where ever they are with Jadeite, Kunzite, Cape Boy, Melvin, Diamond, Saffir, Andrew, and Fish Eye running after her* Kim: You go @ngie you need more exercise, or you'll be unhealthy David: maybe running with guys chasing after you will make you smarter, 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 99 ..... @ngie: TIME OUT!!!!!!! Shana: I know who @ngie likes!!!! @ngie: I SAID TIME OUT YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!! *@ngie walked over to David and slapped him upside the head for dissing her* David: Owwwwwwwwwwwww, WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Usagi: Hey, my Darien left me for @ngie you wanna go out with me...we have a lot in common! David: My third girlfriend! Sure!!!! @ngie: UUUGGGHHHHHHHH, okay TIME IN!!!!!! *Kawaii bishounen resume chasing @ngie* Starry: He he, that'll teach @ngie to call me an elf or a leprechaun!! @ngie: Hold on here *puts hand up and there's a donimo effect on the kawaii bishounen* That's what this is all about? Starry: Yah, can you hold on for a sec, Oh Usagi, just so that you know your new boyfriend calls your future daughter a cat killer. Usagi: What!? *She starts to cry then suddenly stops* You CREEP!!!!!!! *She started to kick him and didn't stop until he was black and blue and not to mention unconsious* Ha, I am Sailor Moon, and on behalf of the moon you are dusted! Starry and @ngie: He he he Starry: Well have you learned your lesson? @ngie: Yah, I'm sorry Starry.... Starry: Good *she snapped her fingers and all the guys were looking around oblivious to where they were, Darien ran to Usagi to make sure she was okay and all the guys cept for Kunzite wandered away* Well look's like we've got a lost puppy @ngie: You can leave ya know Kunzite: I know but you said you'd go out with me @ngie: Really! Kunzite: Yah *they walk off happily* *but before that...* @ngie: Oh yah Starry, this story was originally written by me! Starry: Hey where'd Saffir go? Saffir: I'm right here Starry: Hello Male Nurse!!!! Saffir: You look like Sailor Moon Starry: Wanna marry me? Saffir: Sure!! ******** @@@@@ ******** A Sequal might be possible, but I won't know for sure, this was completed 4/12/99 So look for more Sailor Moon parodys by Sailor @ngie =) 2 7