SpikeBunny says: hello Crazy Aardvark says: hi Crazy Aardvark says: here it is Aquashark says: Hurrah! Crazy Aardvark says: i'm sending it seperately to each of you SpikeBunny says: k Crazy Aardvark says: by the way Crazy Aardvark says: josh is my brother's midd name Crazy Aardvark says: wouldn't let me use his first Crazy Aardvark says: heh Crazy Aardvark says: and Crazy Aardvark says: chantelle and filicity are my cousins Aquashark says: Ich seh... SpikeBunny says: lol SpikeBunny says: Dave SpikeBunny says: its a great Idea for a our new movie SpikeBunny says: Mikita the hammer guy SpikeBunny says: *nikita SpikeBunny says: lol Crazy Aardvark says: voy a te mortar Aquashark says: Hee hee hee Crazy Aardvark says: its a part of my book Crazy Aardvark says: called Crazy Aardvark says: "jar' Aquashark says: ...this book reminds me of a book in Swedish that I never saw, or read... Crazy Aardvark says: hmmm... you sure Crazy Aardvark says: that isn't just... Crazy Aardvark says: uh... Crazy Aardvark says: a lie? Aquashark says: Well, the fellow may have been lying to me. I can only suspect... Crazy Aardvark says: Alas... you preach the truth... Crazy Aardvark says: *breaks down crying* Crazy Aardvark says: WHAT?! Crazy Aardvark says: YOU CAN ONLY SUSPECT?! SpikeBunny says: lol Crazy Aardvark says: as if you have no other means of determining your foes? Crazy Aardvark says: perhaps Crazy Aardvark says: you should buy a dog Crazy Aardvark says: or a bag of cherries Crazy Aardvark says: to feed to a dog Aquashark says: My foes and friends are only the same on one side of the orange. Crazy Aardvark says: or to eat yourself SpikeBunny says: or cocoanuts Crazy Aardvark says: no no no Crazy Aardvark says: you are misguided Crazy Aardvark says: my poor poor friend Crazy Aardvark says: the orange SpikeBunny says: not the orange!!!!! Crazy Aardvark says: is only but a state of mind Aquashark says: Have I taken a wrong turn near the McDonalds again? SpikeBunny says: NO!!!!! SpikeBunny says: wOhk O wat SpikeBunny says: lol Crazy Aardvark says: you must find it in your lopple pie Aquashark says: On St. Swibbins Day? Crazy Aardvark says: oob it, and you won't find the answer, and don't jump on bed with my permission Crazy Aardvark says: stop it! Crazy Aardvark says: go ahead, greg Crazy Aardvark says: heh heh Crazy Aardvark says: caloooo Crazy Aardvark says: hey Aquashark says: You know, we must start selling shellfish. Or some rather large frogs. Crazy Aardvark says: hmmm Crazy Aardvark says: you speak russian well, my friend Aquashark says: Alas, but my country has abandoned me. Now I can only live inside these small packets of ketchup. SpikeBunny says: from White castle SpikeBunny says: lol Crazy Aardvark says: or at least buy me a foot, because i'm not hungry, and i want my kazoo Crazy Aardvark says: hey! Crazy Aardvark says: what about ketchup? Crazy Aardvark says: won't they have you? Aquashark says: They've had me for a long time... only the sock drawer knows the truth. SpikeBunny says: not the sock drawer SpikeBunny says: where evil Jason goo lives SpikeBunny says: and the green illow of diseas SpikeBunny says: *pillow Aquashark says: *shivers* Crazy Aardvark says: the mexican embassy of pasta will take you, I'm sure! All you need is a writ of some sort from Pooey, Tyra Banks, Caesar, Godzilla, Houston, Texas (that invisible leprechaun we all know and love- you know the one with the umbrella), so that you can enter kiwi's fortress of spork room, and finally retrieve the toaster SpikeBunny says: *cries* SpikeBunny says: it touched me many times SpikeBunny says: oh my Aquashark says: ...I can't get Texas's entry note. I ate his umbrella. It was at a sporting event of some sort last year... Crazy Aardvark says: oh!!! the one with the free stickers and devil sandwiches? Aquashark says: Complete with wine sauce! Crazy Aardvark says: That's the one Crazy Aardvark says: boy howdy! Crazy Aardvark says: now get me an apple sphere! Crazy Aardvark says: or Crazy Aardvark says: a spanker clip Crazy Aardvark says: maybe Crazy Aardvark says: a scratch and listen Aquashark says: I'd rather have some crunchy earwigs. Crazy Aardvark says: with ear? Aquashark says: It's the only way to bask in the sun of woodhouse, isn't it? Crazy Aardvark says: how about a napkin pirate? or a trombone wizard? or a tomato viking Crazy Aardvark says: they could help Crazy Aardvark says: i'm just a meager almanac scientist SpikeBunny says: or THE MOP! Aquashark says: I don't trust them. The sacrobless is the only one I shall trust with my kittens. Aquashark says: THE MOP! Crazy Aardvark says: THE TELEMOP!!!!!!!! SpikeBunny says: lol SpikeBunny says: THE MOP!!! Crazy Aardvark says: the telemop! SpikeBunny says: and.... Aquashark says: It still lurks... SpikeBunny says: THE MONKEY!!! Crazy Aardvark says: yes.. Crazy Aardvark says: it must be destroyed SpikeBunny says: MOJO JO JO!!!! Crazy Aardvark says: oh hush Crazy Aardvark says: the monkey knows nothing Aquashark says: *cries uncontrollably* SpikeBunny says: lol SpikeBunny says: he waches you Dave Crazy Aardvark says: he will cower before my flower plate SpikeBunny says: wile you slept over SpikeBunny says: hahahahahahahaha Crazy Aardvark says: (as do I....) Aquashark says: !!!! SpikeBunny says: (eep) Crazy Aardvark says: (with a box of raisin pops) Crazy Aardvark says: (heh heh) SpikeBunny says: this story is so freekin funny Aquashark says: That explains about half of those slurping noises I heard.. the other half were Mike. SpikeBunny says: I'm laughin my butt off Crazy Aardvark says: dreaming about me Crazy Aardvark says: heh SpikeBunny says: wha??? SpikeBunny says: me? Crazy Aardvark says: or about a ham sandwich SpikeBunny says: .... Crazy Aardvark says: boy do i need one of those SpikeBunny says: I dun snore SpikeBunny says: I don't!!!!!! Crazy Aardvark says: he didn't saaaaaaaaay you did! Crazy Aardvark says: he only said you snored Aquashark says: Snoring is much different than slurping. Crazy Aardvark says: or Crazy Aardvark says: slurned Crazy Aardvark says: or SpikeBunny says: oh Crazy Aardvark says: snorped SpikeBunny says: lol Crazy Aardvark says: its much different SpikeBunny says: I'll jsut go hid Crazy Aardvark says: when you combine them SpikeBunny says: e Crazy Aardvark says: you may get snorefd SpikeBunny says:snorefd? Crazy Aardvark says: but not armadillo green SpikeBunny says: lol Crazy Aardvark says: because Aquashark says: Armadillo green is rare across all three kingdoms. SpikeBunny says: snorefd Crazy Aardvark says: yes, especially in Shu Aquashark says: ...didn't that place burn down a few days ago? SpikeBunny says: I'm gonna go finish this story now.... Crazy Aardvark says: not if Lui Bei has something to say about it! Crazy Aardvark says: or nothing to say! Crazy Aardvark says: either way! Crazy Aardvark says: something will or wont say something! Aquashark says: Lui Bei is a well-dressed crustacean! Crazy Aardvark says: muahahahahahaha Aquashark says: Hmm... Mr. Tolhurst stuffed one of his cookies into my computer again.