Chris is a weird likable character from the state of New Jersay. He, like, gets all the girls! Heh ehh... It gets to be evil to a guy like me who's antisocial! But a lot of people like him... he's a party dude. I mean, he's one of the few people I reveal secrets to (but if I'm lucky, he won't remember them the next morning)... Like it says, he likes the red pill (what's so wrong with the blue pill? Ahhhh)...

He's the guy on the left... I wasn't in that hot tub...
Ah yes, don't even try to understand the red pill/blue pill thing...

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