Some funky, weird, and unbelievably funny chats I've had. Just in case anyone's worried, I edited them to take out any private information. But that doesn't mean they're not complete!
Mr. USA- This is a funky one where I'm trying to find Franz's plans for world domination!

Sirs of the Castle- This is a weird (But super-funny) conversation between me and a guy named Kenneth. Man, it's hilarious! Crazy stuff, man...

Sirs of the Castle Part 2- This is the second recorded run-in with the super-funny Kenneth guy.

Randonmity Report Part 1- Four years. Over 1300 days have passed since the last meeting with Kenneth. Suddenly, out of nowhere, an American rises to meet the challenge that the Swede left behind. Like the Swede, she is writing a book. Only hers is not in Swedish, sadly. I mourn its passing. On to the text!

Randonmity Report Part 2- The conversation turns to powdered dust, and makes everyone sneeze!

My UmbrellaWars! Story and character Agent Davin Essburke

A ZOIT section of scary stuff aah!

My small little Rammstein Page for all of you who want to hear some groovish Rammstein soundclips.

That's all for now.