The Journeys of Fred and Kate
One dark and stormy night Fred and Kate decided to go on a journey to once and for all be the first people to see the mysterious legendary dragon of doom. Fred said, "I'm like, scared man. Let's go back home and relax and have a bag of Cheetos." "No way scardy cat, we're going to find that dragon no matter how long it takes! Now let's get going!", said Kate. "But Kate! There's a Scooby Doo marathon on today! Let's go baaaaaack!", said Fred. "Quit complaining, and would you PLEASE stop talking about Scooby Doo for the one hundreth time!", said Kate. Fred replied, "But my feet hurt! Let's go back!" "Would you be quiet! Now lets go find that dragon, or ELSE!", said Kate. "Or else what?", asked Fred. "OR ELSE YOU'LL BE CYRING!", answered Kate. "Yeah, yeah, like I'd cry! Hey, you made me miss 2 full Scooby episodes! Waaaaaaahhh! Waaaaahhhhh!" cryed Fred, as he looked at his watch. "Oh, you're such a big baby, NOW LET'S GET GOINNNNNG!", said Kate. "Wow, you won't believe what I just saw! IT'S AMAZING!", exclaimed Fred. "Oh yeah! Well what's this soooo AMAZING thing, huh? It better not be something stupid!", Kate said. "It's right here in this book....look, it says....THE SCOOBY DOO MARATHON IS CONTINUED INTO ALL OF NEXT WEEK! This could change our lives FOREVER!", Fred said excitedly. "WOULD YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT SCOOBY DOO ALREADY! AS YOU CAN SEE I'M GETTING A LITTLE MAD AT YOU HERE!", yelled Kate. "Sorry Kate, I was munching on a carrot so I didn't quite hear you. Would you mind repeating it to me?" said Fred. Now Kate starts to get really mad and says, "Quiiiiieeeeeet!!!" "You don't have to yell, I'm not deaf you know!" Fred replyed. Kate is just about to get even more mad at Fred when they see a shadow. They turn around and it's...Brock! Fred says, "Hey man, do you like skateboarding? It's sooooo cool! And what about corn nuts? Have you ever tasted them? They're soooo good! They taste kind of like corn and kind of like nuts, I guess that's why they call 'em corn nuts. Hey, wanna see me drink 4 cans of pop at the same time?" "Uhhhh, uhhhh, well... actually my name is Brock and I came here because I thought I heard some voices near this cave here. Oh, and I do like cornnuts, alright", said Brock. "Vvvvvocies?", stuttered Fred. "It must have been....GHOSTS!" "BUT I DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY GHOSTS," complained Brock. "Don't worry", said Fred. "We can just, like call the Ghostbusters or something." "Oh, right! Good idea, why didn't I think of that? Oh, by the way what's your names?" asked Brock. "My name is Fred, and her name is....well, it doesn't really matter what her name is. Hey, are you a Scooby Doo fan like me?" replied Fred. "Oh, yes, yes, yes it DOES matter what her name is! Come on, tell me... a pretty girl like her has got to have a lovely name!" "Her name is Caitlin!" said Fred. "CAITLIN? CALL ME KATE OKAY FREDERICK?" said Kate. "FREDERICK? MY REAL NAME IS FREDERICK?" said Fred. "Well, I guess it makes sense..." "Really, you've finally noticed?" Kate said sarcastically. Just then Fred started walking away for some odd reason without saying anything. "Uhhhh... Fred? Where are you going?" asked Kate. "You mean me?" said Fred as he turned around. "No, the man in the moon... YES, I MEAN YOU!" replied Kate. "But Kate, I'm not the man in the moon!" Fred said. "CAN'T YOU EVER GET A CLUE!?" yelled Kate.
To be continued...
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