How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you’ve tried some of the others?
We all know that two wrongs don't make a right, but would three wrongs make a left?
If madness takes it's toll, do you need exact change?
They say you can't take it with you when you go, but what if it really wants to go with you?
Who is it that first said 'Do as I say, not as I do'? And isn't that a bit hypocritical?
To encourage people to get up early, why do we make reference to 'the early bird gets the worm'? If the early worm gets eaten, wouldn't that be enticement not to get up early?
Why can't we put all our eggs into one basket? Isn't this just being more efficient?
Why does the early bird get the worm, but good things come to those who wait? Isn't life confusing enough?
Sure the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, but won't the water bills be higher?
Where are we going? And what's with this hand basket?
Someone once said 'If you can't beat them, join them'. Does that mean you're supposed to join them in beating yourself up if you are being mugged?
Why shouldn't truth be stranger than fiction?
How come we never see any quotes from Adam or Eve? Surely they must have said something intelligent?
They say a stitch in time saves nine. Nine what? And what if you only wanted to save eight of them?
If the whole world is a stage and we must all play a part, could we get some new writers?
If all is not lost, where is it?
Sure the early bird gets the worm, but isn't it the second mouse who gets the cheese?
Has anyone ever been caught flogging a dead horse?
If you give a man food, he can eat for a day, but if you give a man a job, won't he only be able to eat for 30 minutes on his break?
An apple a day may not keep the doctor away, but don't you think it sure makes the produce manager at the store happy?
Why is it that the only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom?
Where is this bush that we keep beating around?
If too many cooks spoil the soup then why are two heads better than one?
How can birds of a feather flock together if opposites attract?
If the pen is mightier than the sword, then how can actions speak louder than words?
If all the world's a stage, why do only half of us wear makeup?
People always say that the grass is always greener on the other side, but has anyone actually turned it over?
If a thing of beauty is a joy forever, why does ugly seem to last so much longer?
If two wrongs don't make a right, why is it that two negatives make a positive?
Assuming there's gold at the end of the rainbow, which side is the beginning? And which side is the end?
Who cares whether the glass is half full or half empty? Shouldn't the question be whos been drinking out of my glass?
If all the world's a stage and we are merely players, then why don't we all have Screen Actors Guild cards?
Why should something suspect, be taken 'with a grain of salt'?
If there is a 'Pot of Gold' at the end of the Rainbow, how is it that no one can ever find the End of the Rainbow? Even when standing on a hill looking down at it? Doesn't it end somewhere?
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