Rush Limbaugh's Driver
Rush Limbaugh and his driver were cruising along a country road one
night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Rush
told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners
what had happened.
About an hour later Rush saw his driver staggering back to the car
with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other, and his clothes
all ripped and torn. "What happened to you?" asked Rush.
"Well, the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and
his 19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me."
"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Limbaugh.
The driver replied, "I'm Rush Limbaugh's driver, and I just killed the
pig."
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