ok. here's the list of funny names to call people. most of which i will be stealing from noah, jared and ryan. you can mail me stuff too if you want. anyway.
"douche bag"
"penis wrinkle"
"dick" (as in "you dick!)
"fascist dickwad"
"repulsive beast!"
.....there will be more.
this is a new segment which i will update whenever i damn-well please. see, there's this fat man that lives between krista's house and mine. whenever either of us passes, the fat man is looking in his refridgerator. its uncanny. so i will keep you updated on the fat man situation in this segment: "fat man in the fridge". here he is today, in a tank top.
a list
why i should take off my clothes-by jen and pvlo
i'm all wet
i'm all dirty (really dirty.)
i'm really hot.
i'm really hot.
jenna lit them on fire.
you're really cold.
you're really hot.
no one's here.
they're itchy.
they smell.
i want a full load for laundry.
they're see through anyway.
i'm being payed to.
i'll get in the news for it.
they gave me a rash.
they're un-natural.
i'm locked in a cage and i have to tie them together to flip at the key.
they're radio-active.
i have fallen off a ship and need them as a floatation device.
i've fallen out of a plane and need them as a parachute.
i'm on a deserted island and need to write "help" for planes to see.
i want to protest what western culture has opposed on me.
i'm drowning and they're too heavy.
i see a 58 year old fat lady wearing the same thing.
i see a skanky crack whore wearing the same thing.
i just got out of freezing water.
they smell like pee.
the people at the Army base won't tell me where my brother is unless i do.