Write a song called "Parchese With Two Pieces Missing," just So the reviewer can say "And the band played Parchese with Two Pieces Missing." From center lake the mountain Has powdered sugar on top: From 7000 feet athlete's foot falls off. I just flew in from Aspen and boy are my lips chapped. Shopping for goods in a snowy sleeveless thing, Reagan shaves half his head; half for brain surgery, Half for the press. I just got a job in Aspen and boy, Suzy Chapstick Looks anorexic. Monkery is an only business. You ever seen a moose relieve himself? Cruising' Denver in a kevlar sport coat, the sassafras' mittens Make me homesick for Connecticut. And the band played Schmaltzing Godzilla. Papagayo's chilitos & cheese. Onion salsa's free too. Zing. During Dogma Doug's dobro solo, Hurricane Hugo Hit Havana hard. Thunder & Buttons eating a buffalo burger listening to Marley's "Buffalo Soldier" during thundershowers: veja du. I just rode a horse from Aspen and boy are my chaps ripped. Blue corn tortilla laced with sauteed jalapenos- quite the bite. Like eating at the maco shark while he's still alive. And wet. A green card isn't white any more - it's pink. Only thing worse than "tennis elbow?" Bicycle-butt. Never mix Tang(tm) with water from a mineral spring... Explosive. 553 a.m. A cold peppermint moon, eating Cold pizza - pineapple and peppers. How many loggers does it take to build a cinder block house? Depends how many eagle nests. They're building a tunnel from Arizona to China. Called a strip mine. In a $185 leather day pack knapsack, I'll look really Bohemian, holy cow. I just rode my bike to Aspen and boy am I chaffed.
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