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37. When you walk into the room say " Oh your here" then walk away cursing.
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38. Buy or get some roaches and smash them with a wrench.
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39. Sit down and say and do nothing for 1 week. The next week talk every second and
be a very hyper.
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40. Eat glue.
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41. Spit a lot
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42. Be repetitive.
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42. Be repetitive
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43. Practice voodoo on your roommate
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44. Sing Monty Python Songs.
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45. Become a nudist
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46. Say "today is the day I do Something!" Then sit around and practice burping.
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47. Get really fat and wear tacky none fitting clothing.
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48. Become a clown.
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49. Complain about the Beverly Hillbillies being cancelled often and loudly.
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50. Become a trekker.
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51. Jack-off in your roommates bed (If a male)
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52. Burn all of your watse paper in the garbage can and eye you roommate
suspiciously.
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53. Put all of your food in the bottom of the garbage can. When you are hungry
search the garbage and if your roommate empties the garbage ask the to reimburse
you.
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54. Buy bread and grow mold in the closet.
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55. Smoke weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
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56. Jump on your bed at night and jump really high and pretend to be Knocked
out. Do that to fall asleep for a month.
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57. When they go to the shower stop whatever you are doing and shower with her.
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58. Collect all of your pencil shavings and put them on the floor.
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59. Call saftey or security when your roommate turns up their music.
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60. Sit on the floor and talk to the wall.
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61. Start a scab collection.
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62. Tell your roommate that someone very important called but you forgot who
it was.
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63. Start dressing linke an Indian. Say that you are getting in touch with
Your roots. If your roommate says you have no Native American roots
say you put a curse on them.
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64. Build a snowman out of toilet paper balls. Then through water at it and
cry " it's melting!"
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65. Make an animal cemetery on your floor. If your roommate complains say that
they have no respect for the dead.
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66. Put up fliers that your roommate is missing. And offer a reward if they are
Take them back safely.
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67. Live in the hallway for a month. When the time is finished tell your
roommate "your turn"
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68. Collect Chia Pets.
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69. Buy 20 plants and set them up in order. Give a speech to them and when your
roommate comes in whisper "well continue this later " and turn eyeing them
suspiciously.
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70. Make a used gumball of ABC gum. Weigh it every day and accuse your roommate
of stealing.
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71. Stare at your roommate 5 minutes on every hour. No talk just stare.
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72. Pretend to shower but only wash your hair in the sink. See how long it
takes your roommate to figure it out.
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73. Whenever your roommate wakes uo, go to sleep. And vice versa.
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74. Put a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it larger every day and say "it's
speading! It's speading!"
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75. Give your roommates clothes to the Salvation Army.
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76. Pretend to be a zombie.
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77. Wear a silly hat.
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78. Leave little notes in the shower for them.
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79. Walk into walls.
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80. Invite your roommate to a sleep over.
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81. Invite the dean to sleep over.
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82. Become a subgenious.
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83. Send a secret admirer note to your roommate.
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84. When someone knocks, answer the door.
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85. Whenever your roommate is walking in the room bump into them.
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86. Let mice loose in the room.
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87. You know how in movies on T.V. the beep out all of the sware words and keep
Then normal words? Well do the opposite ( --- ------- ---- damnit!)
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88. Take their stuff and put it in a pile and make a fort. Guard it for a weekend.
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89. When you are in the room turn off the lights. When you leave turn the off.
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90. Eat moths.
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91. Refuse to communicate in anything but sign language.
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92. Wipe deordarant all over the walls.
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93. Don't flush. Ever.
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94. Dress in drag.
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95. Buy a "Happy Meal" And eat only the straw and the wrapper.
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96. Buy a Jack-in-the-box and when the clown popsout scream for 20 minutes.
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97. Through darts at the wall. After a while say " I hit the bullseye!!!"
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98. Hire a night watchman to Guard the room when you sleep.
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99. Make cue cards for your roommate. Give them to her when you talk.
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100. Eat your human waste.
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101. Lick the floor.
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102. Take nude pictures of yourself and paste them all over your room.
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103. say only 3 words (such as the,it and sex)
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104. Act like spiderman dress like him too.
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105. Make ink blots all over all of their cloths.
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106. Continuously refer to your roommate using terms of endearment (sweetcheeks, honeybuns).
Slap him/her in the face if
he or she ever does the same.
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107. Find out what movie your roommate really hates. By it and watch it over and over. Show the right
emotions. Give it 2 thumbs up.
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108. Kill several people. Store the corpses underneath your friend's bed. Call the police.
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109. Become his/hers slave.
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110. slam a hammer to the ground while singing 'Jingle Bells'
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111. Create an imaginary cat for a pet. Talk to it every night, act like you're holding it, keep a
litterbox on the floor. Make the kitty missing. Blame your roommate.
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112. Become a porn star.
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113. Tell him/her you going on the Jerry Springer show "how roommates get along." Have the real
topic be something like " Be Gay with me!"
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114. Call safety & security whenever your roommate turns up his/her music.
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115. Whenever someone knocks, answer the phone.
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116.Watch "Psycho" every day for a month. Then act excited every time your roommate goes to take a
shower.
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117.Sit in front of a chess board for hours, saying nothing, doing nothing. Then, look up and say, "I think this
game goes a lot faster with two players."
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118.Hire a night watchman to guard the room while you are sleeping.
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119. Come home with a McDonalds hamburger. Build an alter for it. Worship it and pray to it every day. Ask your
parents or a friend to lend you a large sum of money. Show you roommate your new good fortune then
hide the hamburger and never mention it again.
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120.Wipe deodorant all over your roommate's walls.
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121.Hold a raffle, offering your roommate as first prize. If s/he protests, tell him/her that it's all
for charity.
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122. Get your roommate's social security number. Call the registrar and switch all of his/her classes. Tell your
roommate at the end of the term that the Philosophical Environmental Anthropology exam is supposed to
be really hard. Wish him/her luck.
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123.Set your roommate's bed on fire. Apologize and explain that you've been watching too much "Beavis &
Butthead." Do it again. Tell him/her that you're not sorry because this time, they deserved it.
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124.Whenever your roommate brushes his/her teeth, watch him/her do so. Take notes. Write a paper on it,
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125.Gather up a garbage bag full of leaves and throw them in a pile in his/her room. Jump in them
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126.Buy a watermelon. Draw a face on it and give it a name. Ask your roommate if the watermelon can sleep in
his/her bed. If your roommate says no, drop the watermelon out the window. Make it look like a suicide.
Say nasty things about your roommate at the funeral.
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127.Scatter stuffed animals around the room. Put party hats on them. Play loud music. When your roommate
walks in, turn off the music, take off the party hats, put away the stuffed animals, and say, "Well, it was fun
while it lasted."
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128.
Hit your roommate on the head with a brick. Claim that you were trying to kill a mosquito.
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129.
Wear a cape. Stand in front of an open window for about an hour every day. Then, one day, when your
roommate is gone, go outside and lie down underneath the window, pretending to be hurt, and wait for
your roommate to return. The next day, start standing in front of the window again.
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130.Eat a bag of marshmallows before you go to bed. The next day, spray three bottles of whipped cream all
over your floor. Say you got sick.
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131.Feign a serious illness for two weeks. Have a priest come to your room and visit you. Write out a will,
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132.Paste boogers on the windows in occult patterns.
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133.Open your window shades before you go to sleep each night. Close them as soon as you wake up.
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134.Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while s/he is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by
your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
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135. Read the phone book out loud and excitedly.
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136.Don't ever flush.
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137.Take your roommate's papers and hand them in as your own.
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138.Keep an empty bottle of asprins next to your bed. Every night before going to bed complain about a
headache then throw the empty bottle at the wall. Never buy a new bottle.
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139. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
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140. Start wearing a crown, all the time. If your roommate tells you to take it off, say, "Who the hell do you think
you are? A king?"
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141. Drink" a raw egg for breakfast every morning. Explain that you are in training. Eat a dozen donuts every
night.
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142. Whenever your roommate comes in from the shower, lower your eyes and giggle to yourself.
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143. Hang stuffed animals with nooses from your ceiling. Whenever you walk by them mutter, "You shouldn't
have done that to me."
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144. Bring several dogs to your room. Hold conversations with them whenever your roommate comes in. If s/he
complains, tell him/her s/he is being prejudiced on the basis of your friends' species. Call him/her a bigot.
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145. Recite entire movie scripts (e.g. "The Road Warrior," "Repo Man, "Casablanca,") almost inaudibly.
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146. Steal a fish tank. Fill it with beer and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
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147. Read nothing but "Human Calculator" books. Consistently make mistake's on simple math (e.g. "2 + 2 = ..3? No, 5!
No.......")
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148.Start a food drive around campus to feed your roommate. Comment often on how fat s/he's getti
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149.Continuously refer to your roommate using terms of endearment (sweetcheeks, honeybuns). Slap him/her in the face if
s/he ever does the same.
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150.Dye all your underwear lime green. Wear nothing but your underware. Pretend to be lime green man.
