____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 1. Repeat every third third third word 3 times times times. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 2. Order a Big Mac Extra Value meal. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 3. Start punching in the phone buttons and say to the guy " stop doing that!" ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 4. End the call with " Remember, we never had this conversation." ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 5. Give them your adress and say " Just suprise me!" And then hang up. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 6. Answer their questions with questions. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 7. Tell them to put the crust on top this time. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 8. Spell out the toppings instead of saying them. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 9. Studder on the letter p. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 10. Crack your knuckles into the reciever. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 11. Change your accent every 3 seconds. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 12. Ask if you can rent the pizza. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 13. Have your pizza shaken not stirred. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 14. Eliminate verbs from you speech. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 15. Ask to see a menu. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 16. Order a slice instead of a whole pizza. _____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 17. Order 2 toopings and say " No wait, they'll fight." ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 18. Wonder aloud if you should trim your nose hairs. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 19. Ask if the pizza is grown. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 20. Be vauge in your order. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 21. Ask about pizza matinence and repair. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 22. Put them on hold. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 23. Haggle. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 24. Order a 1 inch pizza. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 25. Ask how mant whales died in making thay pizza. __________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
