recorded in 1987/88
Released:1991
LabEL:Epitaph
I think Liberal Animation was NOFX’s worst album. Most people like it, but not me. It was rushed and sucks big time. Too much screaming. First NOFX full length on Epitaph records.
I'm tired of you whining
"affection not dissection"
I don't want to listen
Free Dumb
Here Comes the Neighborhood
I’ve had enough, wont call their bluff
"do you want crack, do you need smack
you better watch out, you better watch out
I’ve had it up to here
A200 Club
cause I got crabs, I got crabs, I got crabs
there’s crab eggs in my bed
cause I got crabs, I got crabs
Sloppy English
cue in my left hand, beer in right
I hold my stick
I use that sloppy English
You Put Your Chocolate in My Peanut Butter!
because there is plenty of us
you put your chocolate in my peanut butter
I was walking and you were in my way
you put your chocolate in my peanut butter
no justice/there’s just us/so trust us
you put your chocolate in my peanut butter
Mister Jones
because I know what you need
you'll soon be begging on your knees
Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
I don’t feel bad about
don’t waste your breath yelling at me
I don’t feel bad about
Beer Bong
because drinking beer is to slow
Piece
you wear your leather jacket
piece punk, get drunk, sake your hair
there's no easy answers, complaining wont do shit
fuck the system, that’s what they say
you wear a leather jacket
piece punk, get drunk, sake your hair
don’t you feel ridiculous now!
I Live in a Cake
No Problems
but I’ve got no problems
your minds so fuckin clouded
On the Rag
I know you’ve got to plug yourself up
just leave me alone
Truck Stop Blues
"meat is murder"
"animals are for petting"
oh shut up already
about poor little animals dying
and the food they are supplying
because if a big animal had the chance
it wouldn't take another glance
it would eat you up
"meat is murder"
"animals are for petting"
oh shut up already
and I'm tired of your bitchin
about whats in my kitchen
because if a big animal had the chance
it wouldn't take another glance
it will eat you up
what we can and cannot say.
profanity's a tool that
you cannot take away.
is freedom of expression
just a load of shit?
just another farce in
American politics.
to get out of this hood,
I’ve got to get out of this neighborhood
I’ve got to get out of it, got to get out
I'm not going to live in fear
racism lives on both sides so
I'm gonna get the hell out of here
on the track do you want grass
smoke hash you white trash"
you better watch out, watch out
I’m not gonna live in fear
they're the ones who are racists, not me
why can’t they just let me be
scratching my balls
I don’t like this feeling
I don’t like it at all
I got those little fuckers biting and sucking my blood
there in the carpet too
I'll go to the store
buy A200 shampoo
I got R.I.D. of them
I got all of them
they wont be back
wait a second, what is
this itching in my crack
I got crabs, I got those little
fuckers biting and sucking my blood
I play pool cause I’m cool
I play pool after school
I play pool all the time
I shoot and drink all through the night
that sloppy English does me just right
I use that sloppy English all the time
like I hold my dick
hustling beers from wetto
that’s the trick
all the time.
and we don’t like what you wear
and you have really bad breath
so were gonna beat you to death
and only one of you
we've got plenty of reasons
and here's just a few
you looked at me without my permission
and never even apologized
that’s good enough reason for me to bash
you put your chocolate in my peanut butter
thats good enough reason for me to smash
you put your chocolate in my peanut butter
you put your chocolate in my peanut butter
you put your chocolate in my peanut butter
I get inside your bones
I know just how to make you tweak
you soon will be my freak
I control your mind
I roll up your sleeves
I make ties that bind
you've got the disease
I cant seem to live without you
without you what’s the "point"
I wasn't born with a silver burnt spoon
Mr. Jones do I still have any choice?
Id rather have a mouthful of beef stew
I don’t want to be vegetarian
why eat beans when you can have steak instead?
eating something that’s dead
so why should I be sad
for cows getting hit in the head?
so I like eating fish
tell me what’s wrong with this
how can you blame me
for eating chicken of the sea?
about animal rights
and how they should be free
its survival of the fittest
and were winning
eating something that’s dead
so why should I be sad
for chickens being force fed
so I like eating fish
tell me what’s wrong with this
how can you blame me
for eating chicken of the sea?
I don’t want to hear
about how I missed the show
because I drink to slow
so pass me the beer bong
it wont take very long
for me to put down
this torpedo to the ground
beer bong is the way to go
to go to go
don’t drink to slow!
what the fuck are doing this for
you say disarmament that’s the key
well that’s not they way it looks to me
but you won't eat meat
go out, hang out, do you really care?
if you want some changes, don’t be a hypocrite
but they live by it everyday
food stamps and welfare checks
would you rather starve to death
but you wont eat meat
go out, hang out, do you really care
half your wardrobe comes from a cow
do you believe in anarchy?
who are you really trying to be?
the one that I make
don’t wanna hear
about my mistakes
this is the chance I take
I live in a cake
the one that I make
try not to worry
about what’s at stake
I’m on the take
no friends are near
you got a needle in one hand
and in the other one a beer
you can’t cope with life
you can even get up
who's gonna help you?
you've got to pick yourself up.
I’ve got no problems....
you cant see through the Hayes
again, your bitching
stop yelling at me
but why take it out on me
stop yelling at me
leave me alone
when it’s your time to bleed
with nowhere to
too many days without any shows
5 cups of coffee
as I just sit and mold
its 4 a.m. as I sip from my cup
Its 5 a.m. the suns coming up
my body has shifted to the touring mode
trying to sleep in the van on the road
I gotta find a place to call home
I’ve got the truck stop blues
taking care of myself paying my dues
living life day by day
I’ve got the truck stop blues
don’t think I'd have it any other way