Classic Road Dogg Quotes

"We have to charter one of these damn planes....Rock-a-billy"

"Mr. Gunn behind curtain number 1 is...the brand new Cactus Jack condominium"

"They told me to watch my mouth on Sunday Night Heat, but my 
 damn nose is in the way"
  
"It's gonna take more than dropping this poodle on his noodle to count 
 me out"
  
"I happen to be from Cobb County and I got a good looking cousin who spent 
 some time in a correctional facility down there, and he said at nigh time 
 you boys  got funky with them nightsticks now."

"They told me to watch my mouth on Sunday Night Heat, but my damn nose is 
 in the way."

"We're going through the Big D, and I do mean Dallas, and were gonna kick 
 a little allas, if you know what I mean."

"I put the belt on the line against Mankind, and he beat the shit outta me."

"It's me, it's me, the D-O-Double-G, and if you take me for a 4-2-zero, 
 you'll be the D-O-Double-G's hero!" (credit: DXdgner8)

"Watch out for it. It's slippery back here" (after he slipped and fell)

"You see the D-O-Double G, and that X- to the P-to the A-to the C, we bleed
 neon green."

"Yeah friends. He is my Best friend. This may be the hardest match of my 
 whole career. I can tell you this much we are professional wrestlers, and
 the King of the Ring is a billet I can tell you I damn sure wanna hold. I 
 hope X-Pac laced em up tight. I said X-Pack, I meant X-Pac. Now Kevin if 
 you don't mind......Oh You Didn't Know"

"Ya know my daddy tought me something. A long time ago. You can polish a 
 terd all day, butit is still doodoo!" (Credit Alissa)

"Chyna, dig this. You think you're gonna harness the dogg. Well this time 
 you're not creepin'up from behind like a cheap pair of panties. You've 
 got to walk into this ring and getnose-to-nose with that D-O-DOUBLE-G!" 
 (Credit Alissa)

"Welcome to my dog house, where we do it all the time DOGG-IE-STYLE!"
 (Credit Alissa)

"IT'S ME, IT'S ME, IT'S THAT D-O DOUBLE G. I SEE THAT 
SIGN THAT SAYS FOUR-TWENTY AND...... WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT SAY" 
(Credit: roaddoggs_goddess@eudoramail.com)

" .... AS SOON AS I'M DONE WHIPPING THAT GUY WITH THE BIG 
PACKAGE'S A** I'LL BE THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION OF THE WOOOOORLD" 
(Credit: roaddoggs_goddess@eudoramail.com)

"You know they say that all dogs should be collared. And Bitch, you see 
where mine's at!"(Credit: Alissa)

"I know how kinky you and Triple H are. You probably had something on 
similar to it last night. SO DON'T BE SCARED GIRL, LOCK IT UP!" 
(Credit: Alissa)

"My name aint buffy, but tonight by god, im a vampire slayer."(Credit: BEA)

"Cut our music. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all
ages. Vincent K. McMahon proudly brings to you his World Wrestling Feder-
ation tag team champions of the worrrld!!! Road Dogg Esquire, Badd Ass Inc., 
the New CORPORATE Outlaws!!!" (Credit: Holly-Rae)

"Ha-Ha-Ha versus X-Pac. Very important match for all of
D-Generation X. Now X-Pac I've been in the ring with Triple Johnson here and 
I've taken that finish a time or two. He may snap that stack of dimes and 
make you 36 cents in loose change. And you my fair haired friend, I've 
been in the ring with the X-Packter as well and he cannot miss that 
snout with one of those spin kicks this is definetly the match of the 
year!" 
Tiple H-"I don't have a big nose." 
Road Dogg-"Pinnochi!" (Credit: Holly-Rae)

Road Dogg as Vince McMahon-"You see as chairperson and owner, 
of course, as the-of the World Wrestling Federation, I am both a 
scholar and a gentleman. I take great offense when you people call 
me a sphincter or a starfish!" (Credit: Holly-Rae)

Road Dogg as Vince McMahon-"Mr.Brisco! Mr.Brisco! Does my ass 
taste good?" (Credit: Holly-Rae) 

"It's me, it's me, it's that D-O-Double-G. And speaking of dogs, some
might say I'm dunber than one coming down here. Well, I ain't too lean, I
wear neon green and by my side I got that BIG RED MACHINE!"

"Testing. Go down please. Cock shot!!!"
(Credit: Holly-Rae)

Dogg-"I can't believe I'm not gettin' to fly!" *throws pilot goggles* 
Triple H-"Hey, those are high dollar goggles!!" 
Dogg-"Well I'm not going to need them now! I don't get to fly!" *starts crying* 
Triple H-"Crying's not going to get you anywhere, soldier." 
(Credit: Holly-Rae)

Dogg to X-Pac-"Hey, I think I just saw your X-sack!!!"
(Credit: Holly-Rae)

"I'm scared to say this, cuz I'm scared you might take me
up on it, but I got two words for ya...suck it!" *Road Dogg to Chris Jericho* 



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