Oct 16 2001
yeah, looks like yearly updates. I'm doing this from work, since my personal computer is a complete piece of crap (PC, for short).So, new things: I live and work in Columbus, Ohio, now, for a private consulting firm. I am the Principal Investigator and basically second in command of teh archaeology division. Since coming here, I've excavated a brick factory and several prehistoric sites. The best so far has been a couple that were on Parris Island, South Carolina. We found tons of stuff, and got to stay in a beach house on a private island. The crew fished and we drank every night. We saw gators and lots of dolphins and deer. Check out the photo page for examples of that stuff. I'm still single unfortunately, but them's the breaks. Hopefully I ccan update this more frequently, but who cares, really?
Aug 5 2000
So I'm a slacker. Never got ahold of a scanner, and it doesn't look like I'll be getting one anytime soon, which is partly why I haven't updated this site in 8 months. I added a couple links on the links page, two of the papers I co-authored and two newspaper articles about my current dig.
This has been one of the busiest years of my life, what with this mill excavation and traveling to see friends and all, and it's only going to get busier. I will probably write at least two papers this year and maybe three, plus find a new job out west. Also inthe midst, somehow write a report on this project and try to write a couple journal articles. Plus do some volunteer work for Nader and play with a reggae band Labor Day.
Full Plate! So don't expect other updates soon. Hopefully, I will get a scanner for christmas (it's the big ticket item I've been asking for for a while), so when that happens, expect a flood of images here. That's all for now. Sorry about the silence, but without the pictures, this seems a little pointless, huh? and i figure that anyone who really wants to keep up with me should read the "What are you doing?" section at sorabji.com, anyway.
Dec. 12, 1999
So I finally acquired netscape. That's a good thing, for now I can plunge ahead with this albatross and start doing good for "Bob" and SLACK! Yes, friends, you've got to find the bit of slack in everything, and snatch it up before the Conspiracy figures out what you're up to. Take my car situation. The damn thing is on its last legs. The Dobbs heads probably expanded it's life quite a bit, but soon, I must acquire a new Slack Wagon. Soon, I will be in more debt. But Lo! I have a job that mitigates the harmful slack sucking effects this might cause, for I am making money like never before.
PraBob! I may still be single and confined to this stinking cold hell in Wisconsin for the moment, but damn if I'll let them steal my slack!!!
So, anyhow, a slackful adventure is headed my way this new year's. I shall be in Detroit, at the grandest white trash spectacle since Billy Beer made its debut! Yes, friends, the almighty grace granted to me by my ordaniment so long ago as a SubGenius minister(now only $30!!!) has paid off again, as friends of mine have bought me a ticket to the Metallica/Ted Nugent/Kid Rock/Sevendust/Creed show! I shall, of course, be wearing my Dobbs shirt (if it arrives before then) and will be wallowing in the sheer BullDaDa or it all. I also will get a chance to hang with some of my college homies and meet a young lady I made the acquaintance of at Sorabji.com. This is good, because I always half-suspected they were all figments of my (or someone else's) imagination. 2000 could be a good year for the good Doktor. Mayhaps I will even get to attend a Devival at long last!
