The Red Canadians

I can't believe it.

Somebody ACTUALLY found this page. It's buried deep within my MEGASPAM page.

Well, you're deserving, I guess.

I don't know that the Red Canadians exist.

If they DO exist, they're probably exactly the kind of people that I like.

But that's not the point. The point is that they wouldn't be asking me if they could have the privilege of becoming my government; they'd just be storming over the Minnesota border, crushing Wausau, and leaving the greater part of the world in a state of unrest and discontent.

And that just wouldn't be any fun.

So, I intend to shoot any Red Canadians that come attacking me, ever.

Be warned, you Red Canadians! Don't attack me or I'll shoot!