BEAVIS

Beavis is a Jack Russel who Sam inherited from a roomate she had to toss out. He forgot to take his dog, however. Sam complains that the dog sleeps on the bed, chews up anything she can get hold of when she's annoyed, and insists on being taken for especially long walks when it's pissing down rain. But who, I ask you, WHO is to blame for this? Dogs don't spoil themselves, you know. If anything happened to the damned dog Sam would probably have a breakdown.

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