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You Know You've Played Too Much FF7 When....
-You make a crown and cape for your black beany cat
-You dress up as any of the characters for halloween -when you get angry at someone you wonder when your limit gauge will fill up -You look for Materia on the beach -You emulate any character's hairstyle -you emulate Cloud's hairstyle -when you have FF7 dreams!. -When you start quoting FFVII lines all the time. -When you're sweeping and you break the broom performing 'Braver' on a brick wall. -When you start asking people how much HP they have. -You throw a party ever time you level up -You look for Materia slots on work gloves, mops, umbrellas, base ball bats, your pets... -You write love letters to Yuffie -You wonder what your dog's and Red XIII's children will look like -You go to the fair and ask to ride the Chocobo -You practise the characters' victory poses, spell gestures and limit breaks. -You have these small colored stones and call them materia. -you've memorized every single line out of the game and decide to make a one-man performance of it outside your school -you like cait sith -you call your cat Nanaki -you start feeding canaries greens so maybe you can catch one and ride it around -you start smoking so you can try out cid's limit break -The next time you get into a fight and get hit, you wonder briefly if you've learned your enemy's skill. -You threaten to summon a monster on a group of people. -You have a fear of huge corporations with any kind of reactor. -You ask for lard in your tea. -Every time you open a safe you brace yourself for when the monster comes out. -The next tall dark person you meet you don't get angry in case he can change form (Vincent my god yes!) -You set out to look for the masamune. -You decide to become a geneticist so that you can clone the last ancient. -You put your ear to the ground and think you are actually listening to the planet. -You revere any of the characters as gods. -Every time you pass by a body of water you look down to see if you can spot Aeris's body. -You talk to a farmer about breeding chocobos. -You find yourself humming boss fight music in the shower. -You relate characters in all the movies you've seen to FFVII people. -You occasionally call your friends Aeris or Cloud instead of their real names. -You upset the downstairs neighboors trying to do Braver. -You wonder how many greens it'll take to make put your bird at top intellignece. -You ask the guy at Starbucks for a Guard Source each morning. -When you go snowboarding, you keep a lookout for snow-mogs and floating balloons. -you search bookshops for limit break manuals -you start complaining that you have mako poisoning every time you get out of the bath -you try to omnislash your mate with a stick -You haven't gotten laid since 1997. -You frantically search for silver hair dye and a quick hairgrowth remedy -You attempt to slaughter your whole village and burn it to flames -You walk around back and forth in the same spot looking for monsters to level up on. -You convert your dollars into Gil -You ask your parents if you can vacation at the Golden Saucer -You constantly scan the sky for a glimpse of the Highwind -You're scared of going to the desert, because you might run into Ruby Weapon -You pray for holy after seeing a shooting star -You dream about going to the Promised Land -You've never seen a sword in a museum without saying "oh come on I bet that thing doesn't even have 4 materia slots" -You stand on your head trying to make your hair go like Cloud's -When the game revives Aeris just to get you stop trying. -When you get a black marble and try to summon meteor! -You try to revive Aeris 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times. -You can't go underwater in your pool 'cuse a green glow is coming out of it. -You look for a traveler that will accept a guidebook and give you an Underwater materia that let's you breath underwater. -You freak out everyone with cloud's hairstyle on you head. -You think your father is a wimp that left your mother during an attack on your village when you where a cub. -You look for a crater at the North Pole so you can try to summon Meteor. -When you drink, you have one for Aeris -Rename yourself Cloud. -Have to pay for your foot ball pads because you broke them in half, put little spikes on it, and tape it to your shoulder to look like Cloud. -Dig 1,000 feet in the earth to help free holy. -When you go to quicke mart and ask where they keep their Megalexars. -Go to the North Pole to ask the Chocobo Mage about Chocobos -Call information and ask for Nibelheim. -Train your dog for the chocobo races. -When they say there is no Nibelheim on the list you say Oh it must be still burnt down. -You pick up a marble and try and use it as materia. -When you are playing baseball, you do the victory dance with the bat when you hit a homerun -You take martial arts classes to be like Tifa, but realize when you go too far that short shorts aren't meant for men. -You go on a vacation to vegas and ask the attendants where the chocobo racing tracks are. -You try destroying your furnace because you think it's sucking the planet of Mako. -You put a clip on your dog, dye his fur red, call him RedXIII and go on adventures with him in your backyard which you always call the Ancient Forest. -when you spend lots of time at the excavation site looking for some better Treasure. -when you buy the PC version just to see if it is any different... -when you keep reciting lines from FF7 in your sleep... -when you set up a shop and call it "The Wall Market"... -when you try to find Cloud in FF Tactics just because he was your favorite FF7 caracter... -when you can't wait for Engriz because it has FF7 caracters in it.. -when u make dolls of all characters and put cotton balls in cat sith -When ur at level 99 and have all masterd materia and 10 golden chocobos -When u try to see what happens when u dont hit sephiroth in the last alst last abttle (mabe he wont die and the game will go on ?) -You want to go to Costa del Sol for vacation. -You have four or more full memory cards, saving every main point in the game. -You tape the entire story and all of the FMV. -You mistake Santa Claus for Bugenhagen (Ho Ho Ho). -You mistake Mr. T for Barret. -You look at a tiger and see if it has a tatoo. -You look for item, weapon and materia shops when you are out. -When you are outside, you look for weapon flying around in the sky. -you pick up a long peice of card board and call it your buster sword. -when you scratch yourself, you pick up a rock and attempt to cure yourself. -you walk around all day fighting and killing anyone you see so you can save enough money to buy a lifetime pass to disney world which you call the golden saucer. -you buy a bird and call it your chocobo. -you buy a white stuffed teddy bear and call it Mog. -your cat/dog even starts dreaming and acting like red 13, and at some point, they get the number "13" on them. -you really beg your science teacher for a number tattoo when you failed your test. -you keep calling your best friend Zack. -you watch a movie, but mistake it for FF7. -you build a big building and call it shinra headquarters, than try to take over the world in hopes of meeting cloud and his party. -you can hear the cries of the planet. -When you play tennis and think all the balls are materia and refuse to hit them -And when you treat your racket like a hardedge -And call the rest of your team Soldier first class -And try your hardest to caste haste so you have an advantage on your opponent -you call to your oppenent "hey you lazy behemoth lets get going" -You look in the phonebook to see if theres anybody named cloud -You buy a guidebook for the US and hope to find Kalm City so you can exchange it to the guy ther so you can get the underwater materia -You put wings on your stuffed polar bear so it looks like Caith Sith -You call the army and ask how many first class Slodier they have and how you tryout -you put on too much hair spray trying to make you hair stay like Sephiroth -When you call your teacher Don Corneo hehe -When you dont call you friends by there names but by FFVII's names! -When try to do ohmi punch to your friends -When you collect marbles and try to summon things only to see your dog come to you -When you walk in circles trying to level up -When you listen to FFVII music al the time and humm it out every where! -When you start to name Casino's Wutai, Gold sacuer ect.. (live in las vegas) -When you dress up like a girl so you can get in a strip club -you fantasies about being in the game as a secret charater -You rewrite the script to incorporate Aeris's ressurection. -You tend to goto sleep listening to the FFVII soundtrack -You've written squaresoft and offered them donations if they will release a patch to allow ressurecting Aeris. -You offer to code the patch -You change the story line and bring a fictional character modeled after yourself into FFVII. submitted by dragoon_50@hotmail.com -when u go on the internet and look for music videos and songs and listen to them 24/7. -when you ask the doctor to replace your arm with a gun. -when you go to a abandoned mansion and look for a body in hopefullness that it will be vincent. vlassis@optusnet.com.au -when you think all your enimes are to do with shinra rmbowers@wans.net -when you get on a train thinking it will take you to a reactor and expect to see cloud and barret. submitted by dragoon_50@hotmail.com -when u walk around a huge field hoping to find yuffie submitted by dabassman12 - When you actually start to think y doesnt cloud get sum scuba gear and go down and get holy for gods sake? yuffie - When u name ur penis ultima weapon submitted by BizarreFreak747 - When you reinact Aeris's death on your best friend with a wooden spoon - When you're afraid to take a shower, because you think Emerald Weapon may be in there - When you try to use your science skills to create a genetic mutation, and name it Genova submitted by Mrwesker@aol.com - U cut off ure arm and put a gatlin gun barrel on it - when u ask a sword welder to make u the buster sword that cost 1000000000 submitted by Jesse - U cut off ure arm and put a gatlin gun barrel on it -When you look out you window to see if ulrimate weapon is flying around. -When you are scared to go into the swimming pool because emerald weapon might be down there. -When you get scared of ruby weapon when driving through anywhere that resembles a desert. -You hum bossfight tunes when you are in the shower. -You try out every suggested way of reviving Aeris submitted by Carole -when you mistake your mother for tiffa and look up her skirt. submitted by Josh -You talk to no women so barret will ask you on a date. -You Ride on the freeway with a motercycle trying to hit police with a stick. -When you get scared of ruby weapon when driving through anywhere that resembles a desert. -You use a green marble to cast reflect on yourself then have people throw rocks at you. -you drop every dead woman you see into a pond submitted by espeon_83@yahoo.ca -When you feed little white birds hoping to get a Contain materia. -When you get sick, you think you have Mako poisoning. -You go to hospital and ask how many patients have Mako poisoning. -You call your cell phone "PHS". -You dye your hair orange and build a huge building and try to control the world. You also rename yourself "Rufus". -You get scared on airplanes because you are afraid of being attacked by Ultimate Weapon. -You think you will be attacked by anyone in a blue suit, thinking they're "Turks". -You think all 16 year old girls want to steal stuff from you. -When the army has a parade in your town, you dress up as a soldier and try to enter it. -You do a special ceremony for your mayor/president/whatever. -Everytime you win at pool or something, you mimic someone's victory pose. -You call your dog Nanaki, your cat Cait Sith, and your fish Emerald Weapon. -When you go into a bar with a pinball machine, you try to make it take you down to a secret hideout. -You ask every scientist you see about the "Jenova Project". -You think one of the pyramids in the Temple of the Ancients. -You set up your own battle arena with dogs, cats, and other animals. -When you see a frog, you try to make a Maiden's Kiss to cure it. -When you see a huge Crater, you think the Promised Land is nearby. -You call every airplane you board "The Highwind". -You go north to search for the forgotten capital. -You make your wife/girlfriend wear a pink dress and call her "Aeris". -When you see soldiers, you expect to see men with spiky hair and large swords. -You find a red rock and try to summon the Knights of the Round. -When you see a cactus, you think it will get up and attack you. -You use megaphones as weapons. -When you go to work at a big office building, you climb into the bathroom vents to see if you can spy on your boss. -You try to get a "Hero Drink" from a vending machine. -You think a giant monster lives in the sewers. -You think a strip club is owned by someone named Don Corneo. submitted by Finalfantsyfan1 -When you start worshiping Sephiroth, wearing a dark cloak, and chanting Oh Lo..rr.d Sephiroth...Is near.... -When you vist your doctor and ask him to give you a tatoo with a number, like the one he gave sephiroth... -When you jump out a sky-bound window with a long sword just to kill a unsuspecting innocint creature... -When you turn evil and try to destroy everything because you start thinking life is meaningless. -When your'e like me and collect every gif, mp3, jpg, divix, ROM and Theme file of Final Fantasy... -When you cant play any other game but that, even if you have games that are way better on a later console.... -When your lifetime goal changes to a thief-ninja and you grow up and find a place to live named wutai. -When you start gambleing at slot houses. to submit your own, click here |
