TGS 2001: Solid Snake Caught Masturbating

The general consensus around the show was that the biggest surprise of this year's Tokyo Game Show 2001 Spring was one of the following things: The Sega and Microsoft announcement, Dead or Alive 3 on Xbox, the fact that Final Fantasy X looked so damn gorgeous, Microsoft's new Xbox controller, Dave Z. not taking a single picture of a booth babe or the announcement of Xenosaga. While all of these stories are definitely big and were surprises to all who attended the show, none came close to what we discovered in the playable demo of Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty.

Given that we had already put in countless hours into playing the demo, we were sure that we had seen and done everything possible in it. However, that has proven to be far from the truth. At the Tokyo Game Show 2001 Spring, we discovered Solid Snake, the game's hero, masturbating. Yes, the male protagonist of Metal Gear Solid 2 gets caught doing exactly what every other red-blooded male does at least once a day -- choking his chicken, spanking his monkey, cleaning his pipe, jacking his beanstalk, or taking his dog for a walk.

You don't believe us? Well, we the proof is in these completely untouched screen captures from an American version of the game.

Step 1:
Just do exactly what you'd do in real life -- find some picture of a hot woman for inspiration.

Step 2:
Then just get into position in front of the spank material.

Step 3:
Go into first person mode and look her in the eyes, because she deserves at least that much.

Step 4:
Call up Otacon and check out Solid Snake's "O" face. Hopefully you won't have the see the Liquid spew forth from Snake.

This will work at either poster and is easily the biggest surprise that we've discovered while here in Tokyo, Japan. We love Hideo Kojima and KCEJ more and more every day.

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